aka Alberto I.

  • I live in Puerto Rico
  • I am a human being of the masculine variety
  • HowILoveIt

    (Back at George's Cabin, everyone is eating breakfast)

    Miyu: So after that, me, Lucía and Pavel went to Shohei's house. The **** that happened when we got there. Let's just say I got mad

    Lucía: The minute I saw this woman go full lunatic on Shohei, I thought she was a totally different person. Every insult came out with no hesitation. Shohei was like "I didn't mean it. I swear!" and Miyu, being your typical latino, said "escucha ahora, canto de estupido. Mi madre no gasto 59 dolares en la mentira de especial tuya para que tu le robes. ¡59 DOLARES PERDIDO PORQUE DECIDISTES A JODER A MI MADRE CON LAS TUYAS!" Pavel was on the floor, crying of laughter through the whole thing.

    George: Did Yoko get the money back?

    Miyu: She only got 22 out of the …

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  • HowILoveIt

    (Ivo then starts fighting Bruce and Barbara. Bruce swings at Ivo, but then gets kicked in the chin. Then Barbara tries to hit Ivo, but fails as he dodges it. Then he punches her in the nose, making her fall to the ground)

    Ivo: Yeah, that's right. DON'T **** WITH ME! YEAH, BABY!

    Alisha: Ivo, calm down. You're acting like you just won the lottery.

    Ivo: It certainly feels like it. BOOM SHAKALAKA!

    Alisha: IVO, CAN YOU STOP?!

    Ivo: OK, fine. Let's just go back to the-

    Marisa: You stupid *****, Alisha.

    Alisha: What?

    Marisa: What gave you the big idea to run away like that?!

    Alisha: Well, first off, I didn't want Duck Lips Shu-hui laying a finger on me, so what did you want me to do? Did you wanted me to just stand there like some nerd thinking I'm quirky…

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  • HowILoveIt

    Alisha: You know what, yeah, you do got this, Marisa. I'm just gonna run like a ***** while you're at it.

    (Alisha dashes off again)

    Alisha: Cela devient absurde. Tout le monde est venu me chercher! I got to find Ivo. IVO! WHERE ARE YOU?!

    Ivo *from afar*: Over here, Alisha!

    Alisha: WHERE?!

    Ivo: Here!

    (Alisha turns around and sees Ivo. She then runs to him)

    Alisha: What the heck happened?! Why was I outside the refuge?!

    Ivo: I dunno. Everyone thought you just left.

    Alisha: Why would you think that?

    Ivo: Hayley?

    Alisha: Oh, right. Can we just-

    Alphonse: HEYO!

    Alisha: MEEP!

    Ivo: You stupid american. I can see you haven't learned from last time, have ya? Lemme show you the true power of the Dutch!

    Alphonse: Bring it on, Old Man! BRING. IT. ON.

    (Ivo charges at…

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  • HowILoveIt

    (Back with the others)

    Miyu: Well? Someone open the door. Don't just stand there.

    (Léonie tries to open the door, but fails)

    Léonie: What the?! It's locked!

    Lucía: Usually it's like that when George is out and about.

    Léonie: What could he be doing outside at this hour? Stargazing?!

    Lucía: Maybe. Maybe not.

    Léonie: I find that answer vague and unconvincing, Lucía.

    Shouta: Forget it. Let's just get in by the window.

    (Shouta tries to open the window, but fails)

    Shouta: And it's locked too.

    Hiroshi: Great. Now what?

    Kathrin: Check the other windows.

    Léonie: Why? They're probably locked too.

    Kathrin: Are you sure?

    Léonie: OF COURSE I'M SURE! What kind of idiot locks only one window?!

    Lucía: Well... I guess we're sleeping on the dirt tonight.

    Léonie: God forbid…

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    (Back with Matt, André, Yoko and a knocked out Gabi)

    Matt (WS/WSR): Get the... **** OFF ME!

    (Matt throws Yoko to the wall)

    Matt (WS/WSR)*in mind*: This isn't going the way I thought it would. I gotta get outta here!

    (Matt then runs out the window)

    Yoko: Hey! COME BACK!


    Yoko: Ugh, it's no use. He's too far gone. What a fraud.

    Gabi: Ugh... What happened? Why do I have blood on my forehead?

    André: Oh lord. I didn't think Matt hit Gabi THAT hard with the pan.

    Gabi: What? André, what are you talking about?

    Yoko: She doesn't even remember!

    Gabi: Remember what? What is there to remember?!

    André: Uh, nothing. Let's just go back to bed. You... probably feel a bit uneasy.

    Gabi: I do, actually.

    André: Oh, and Yoko?

    Yoko: What?

    André: …

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