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HowILoveIt

aka Alberto I.

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  • HowILoveIt

    10 Miis I made.

    April 6, 2020 by HowILoveIt





    Anyone you hate? Anyone you love?

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  • HowILoveIt

    (Back with the others)


    Miyu: ...Hiroshi is not coming out of there.


    Lucía: You think I can't see? My vision came back already.


    Miyu: Yeah, well, I'm just saying that I'm getting a tad bit worried that he's probably--


    (Hiroshi gets out of the robot)


    Miyu: Nevermind. There he is.


    Lucía: What took you so long?


    Hiroshi: Well, one thing's for sure, Steph obviously doesn't think about space on a location.


    Miyu: Steph? Hiroshi, what are you going on about?


    Hiroshi: Nothing of concern. Just get in the wheelcha--oh no...


    Lucía: Oh no what? What's wrong?


    Hiroshi: The... wheelchair's broken.


    Miyu: So we're stranded is what you're trying to say?


    Lucía: Yeah, we're basically stuck here now.


    Hiroshi: Well, no, actually. We could try something...


    Miyu: Like what?


    Lucía…
















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  • HowILoveIt

    Ivo: FuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--D'OW!


    (Ivo bumps into Sota and Ai)


    Ai: Well, hello there.


    Sota: How art thou?


    Ivo: Ah f***! It's these "elegant" pieces of crap.


    Ai: Language, man.


    Sota: We haven't done nothing to you.


    Ivo: Other than getting in my way.


    Ai: Oh, Fufufu! You crack us up.


    Sota: Perhaps it was YOU who got in OUR way.


    Ivo: Yeah, of course. What's with the dead body on your shoulders?


    Ai: Oh, this?


    Sota: It's just a dead Elisa.


    Ai: With a knife on her head.


    Sota: Fully dead.


    Ai: Hey, that rhymed.


    Sota: Without intention too.


    Ivo: Well, this is gonna take a while.


    (Back with the others)


    George: Who are you?


    ???: You should know.


    Léonie: Why are you here?


    ???: You should know.


    Shouta: CAN'T YOU SAY ANYTHING ELSE BUT THAT?!


    ???: Try asking something then. …
























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    Miyu: ...Something's off about this.


    Hiroshi: There's like 59 things off about this. Where do you wanna start? I'd start on the obvious.


    Miyu: First off, the left side of the dinosaur's nose is scratched.


    Hiroshi: And?


    Miyu: It's showing metal. That's never inside an actually dino, now that I think about it.


    (Inside the dinosaur)


    Steph: AW, S***! THEY FIGURED IT OUT!


    Hiroshi: So you're saying it's a robot?


    Miyu: Seems like it. I mean, what else could it be?


    Lucía: Well, what are we--


    Steph: F*** this!


    (The dinosaur, now proven to be a robot controled by Steph, opens its jaw more)


    Lucía: WAH! NO!


    Hiroshi: Nope. Not on my watch!


    (Hiroshi gets up and jumps on the nose)


    Miyu: Wow. For someone in their late 50s, you sure know how to jump.


    Lucía: My question i…
















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    (Alisha starts sprinting to Alphonse quickly. Then she tries to hit him, but fails as he dodges it)


    Alphonse: Nice try, bi-


    Alisha: ENOUGH WITH THE ANNOYANCE!


    (Alisha then tries to kick him in the side of the head, but fails again)


    Alphonse: You're really bad at-


    Alisha: HOW 'BOUT YA SHUT YER F***ING MOUTH?!


    (Alisha then screams at the top of her lungs while she charges at Alphonse, throwing him to the floor)


    Alphonse: OW! Hey, wait a second. Can't we discuss-


    Alisha: SHUT IT!


    (Alisha then starts punching Alphonse to no end until he started bleeding from the face)


    Alisha: Die. Die! DIE! DIE, YOU SACK OF S***! F***!


    (Alphonse lies on the floor, dead, covered in blood and bruises)


    Yuehua: Oh my...


    Alisha: ...THE F*** ARE YOU LOOKING AT?! DON'T F***ING STARE …













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