aka Alberto I.

  • I live in Puerto Rico
  • I am a human being of the masculine variety
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    (Back at the refuge)

    Sara: What is taking Ivo so long to come back?

    Enrique: I dunno. You would think that he would be here by now.

    Bo-Jia: *in mind* Miyu, where the heck are you right now?!

    Helen: Bo-Jia... are you feeling alright?

    Bo-Jia: HUH?! Oh, yes, I am fine... just... dandy

    Helen: Your shirt is covered in sweat.

    Bo-Jia: What?! Oh, that's nothing. I'm only feeling a bit warm!

    Sara: Dude... the air conditioner is on.

    Bo-Jia: *Awkward silence*

    OK, MAYBE I am a bit uneasy.

    Enrique: A bit? You've been saying the name of your daughter in the most scared tone of voice for the past 56 minutes. There is a pool of sweat under you and you look like you saw a ghost.

    Bo-Jia: ENRIQUE, SHUT UP! I am only a little bit scared. You're just making stuff up.


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    Wii Party Rankings

    May 16, 2020 by HowILoveIt

    So, get this, right? The Wii Party rankings. They don't make any sense. Correct? Nelly is Beginner, Cole is Advanced...

    For those who aren't part of the Discord, HEYimHeroic found out why the rankings were like that. Wanna know? OK.

    Nintendo... used... the internal datas... they went through the damn pattern of them... and went from Beginner to Master. The rankings were basically freaking randomized.

    They started a pattern from Saburo all the way up to Marisa on internal datas.

    Wanna know something else? If the randomizer started from Marisa, things would have been the total opposite.

    So no, the rankings are not based on anything. Nintendo just got lazy.

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    Alisha: So you're working with Ivo then?

    Midori: Yes

    Alisha: Next you're gonna tell me you fought a crocodile.

    Midori: I would actually die if I tried to do that.

    Luca: Who the f*** is Ivo?

    Alisha: None of your business, Luca. Anyway... how is he supposed to know which people are in here?

    Midori: Um, there is a phone there...

    (Midori then points to the phone)

    Alisha: Oh...

    Midori: Anything else?

    Alisha: Yeah... how did you manage to get people that are actually not the slightest bit annoying, but Ivo kept getting the Mii equivalent of Poofesure?

    Midori: I honestly have no idea.

    (Back with the others)

    Lucía: We're going on a trip, on our favori--

    Miyu: Dude, stop. I already wanted to slap you after you started singing the Wonderpets theme.

    Lucía: Well, so…

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    10, adding up to 30.

    April 6, 2020 by HowILoveIt

    Who do you hate and who do you like/love?

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    Here's 10 more.

    April 6, 2020 by HowILoveIt

    Who do you hate? Who do you love?

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