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HowILoveIt

aka Alberto I.

  • I live in Puerto Rico
  • I am a human being of the masculine variety
  • HowILoveIt

    Matt (WS/WSR): So, we can do this the easy way or the hard way. Which do you prefer?


    Alisha: One of each please. OH!


    (Matt swings his left fist charging onto Alisha, trying to hit her. Alisha quickly dodged in a speed of a car)


    Alisha: WHOA THERE MATTHEW! That was a bit uncalled for.


    Matt (WS/WSR): That makeup's uncalled for.


    Alisha: Well, my husband says I look cu-OH JESUS!


    (Matt then proceeded to hit Alisha with his right fist, only to miss in an instant)


    Alisha: OK, screw this.


    (Alisha dashes onto the living room to quickly grab the phone and call for help)


    Matt (WS/WSR): COME BACK, YOU COWARD! FIGHT ME LIKE YOU MEAN IT!


    Alisha: God forbid I'd fight the Boxing Champion!


    (Alisha then grabs the phone to call for help, only to have it shot off her h…











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  • HowILoveIt

    I can draw. Look at my art here.

    https://www.deviantart.com/1dr4wf0rfun/gallery

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  • HowILoveIt

    (Back with Alisha)


    Alisha: Dear sister! Make sure you take out the chicken outta the fridge for tomorrow.


    Gabi: I already did!


    Alisha: OK, then go to sleep.


    Gabi: Fine.


    (As Gabi went to get some sleep, Alisha heard something outside)


    Alisha: Huh? What in Blazes was that? ...Must be hearing things.


    (Alisha heard the same thing again, a little louder this time)


    Alisha: Now I'm actually starting to get worried.


    (After that, Alisha heard something in the living room. Afraid to go unarmed, she grabbed a knife and proceeded to aproach with caution. What met her was something of a surprise)


    Alisha: FRITZ?!


    Fritz: SURPRISED?!


    (Fritz then pulled out a knife and tried to hit Alisha with it. After that, it was just a swordfight with knives as replacement. After…












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    (Some time later, at night in the hospital, Miyu and Lucía begin to talk with eachother)


    Miyu: I wanna go home...


    Lucía: me too...


    Miyu: I miss the girls...


    Lucía: I miss them too... even though its been only 2 days...


    Miyu: and I thought being bullied in Junior High School was bad enough...


    Shouta: Hello girls... OK, there is no way I can say that without looking creepy. Anyway, how goes the process of being healed?


    Miyu and Lucía: NOTHING CHANGED! WE STILL FEEL LIKE WE'RE ON THE VERGE OF DEATH!


    Shouta: That's odd. I thought the pain would ease down by now.


    Kathrin: That doesn't always work.


    Shouta: You know what else doesn't work? That hairstyle. You look divorced. Anyway...


    (Miyu and Lucía look at eachother, confused)


    Shouta: Are you two hungry? I ca-


    Mi…













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    (Abe had only one chance to shoot the gun off of Delilah's hand, otherwise, it was lights out for Siobhán. Seconds later, footsteps could be heard going quick as lightning)


    Abe: Wait... Do you hear that?


    ???: AND HIS NAME IS PIT!


    (Seconds after that weird introduction, Pit tackled Delilah to the ground)


    Delilah: Where the f-


    Pit: Equality mode, activate!


    (After saying that, Pit smacked Delilah unconcious with a single punch (so sorry about the equality joke))


    Pit: I am a Hero!


    Abe: Equality mode, activate?!


    Pit: I had to say something.


    Abe: But of all things, that's the first thing that comes to mind?


    Pit: I'm a weird one. I'll admit it.


    Abe: Anyway, thanks for saving my daughter.


    Pit: My pleasure. Also, have you seen a girl somewhere here? About 4 fe…













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