Kwaad, over loudspeaker: It's been way to easy to kill the Kwaadies, hasn't it? Well, you're in luck because I'm raising the difficulty!
Eva: Oh, you've got to be kidding me!
Tommy: Meh, shouldn't be an issue. We're too good for them anyway.
Michael: Well, we can prove that theory right now! Here comes one of them, and it's much larger!
(Everyone pulls out some sort of sports weapon)
Eva: Take that, you monster!
Tommy: Yeah! Take that!
Michael: Tennis balls are too weak! AAAAH!
(Kwaadie proceeds to laser Michael)
Martin: Well, there goes Michael.
Eva: We've gotta kill this thing!
Tommy: Martin, go up and stab that thing!
Martin: Got it!
Eva: Yeah! It's gone!
Tommy: But so is Michael.
(Meanwhile, Sandra, Sarah, Susana, and Steve are going through Maka Wuhu)
Sandra: Be careful of the lava!
Susana: Also make sure to be on lookout for Kwaadies!
Sarah: Good god those things are huge.
Steve: You don't say.
Sandra: Get ready for a fight!
Steve: Good thing I always carry around a baseball bat.
(The Kwaadie proceeds to pick up and throw Susana into the lava)
Sandra: NOOO SUSANA!
Sarah: No time to mourn, Sandra! We've gotta kill it!
(Steve and Sarah team up to take out the Kwaadie while Sandra cries.)
Sarah: Yeah! We got it! Steve, your bat really came in handy there.
Sandra: Do you think Susana is still alive?
Steve: Yeah, Kwaad said something like, "If a Mii dies or is lasered, they will be teleported to their cell, and they will not actually die." That's not his exact words, but it was something like that.
Sandra: Well that's good to know.
Sarah: Okay, we should probably leave Maka Wuhu, just in case more Kwaadies are around here. We don't want to end up like Susana.
92 Miis remain.
To be continued...