(Previously, on The Wuhu Games...)
Nick: You guys should get inside. It's pouring out there!
(Suddenly, an ominous figure emerges from the clouds)
???: I am Kwaad the Gamekeeper!
Nick: Why are you here?
Kwaad: You'll see...
(Kwaad teleports all the Miis to his evil lair in the sky)
Kwaad: Welcome to my game, mortals!
Kentaro: Hey! Put us back on the ground!
Kwaad: Not yet, mortal! I must explain what my game for you mortals is!
Takumi: That's it, I'm leaving.
Kwaad: Not so fast, mortal! (shoots laser out of fingers)
(Takumi disappears)
Rainer: What'd you do to him?
Kwaad: He's been teleported to his own, special cell in my jail room! Each one of you Miis has a cell dedicated to you. You will all be sent back to your puny little island to fight off my little Kwaadies! Every so often 6 of you will be teleported back up here for the Wii Sports Wiki members to decide your fate!
Andy: That's it? Just fight off your Kwaadies? Sounds fun. Also what is a Kwaadie?
Kwaad: A Kwaadie is one of my minions. They range from hilariously easy to kill to almost impossible. You will all be sent back down to your stupid island now.
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Kwaad, over loudspeaker: Oh, and all of you have a little device that tells you when one of your friends gets destroyed by one of my Kwaadies or something else.
Device: *beep* Takumi is imprisoned. *beep*
99 Miis remain.
To be continued...