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Vincenzo the GPS Chapter 2[]

Narrator: And now, a flashback to the end of Chapter 1...

Vincenzo: Cliff in half a mile.

Anna: WHAT!!?

Vincenzo: Turn around, Anna.

Anna: (sees cliff ahead) NOOOOOO!!!!!! FRITZ LOOK OUT! 

Fritz: Must be another one of her tricks...

Anna: Fritz, I'm serious, brace yourself!

Fritz: Uh-uh. (sees cliff ahead) AAAAHHH!

Anna: BRACE FOR IMPACT!!!

(Anna and Fritz brace for impact and fall off the cliff)

Anna and Fritz: AAAAHHHHH!

(CHAPTER 2: Anna and Fritz are about to land after falling off a cliff)

Anna and Fritz: AAAAHHHHHH!!!

(They both land awkwardly into a nearby lake. They both get out and dry themselves)

Anna: Ooh, my back! (winces in pain)

Fritz: Ooh, my-

Anna: I don't know what you're about to say, but don't say it.

Fritz: Ok (winces in pain)

Anna: Ugh, this was all your fault!

Fritz: What do you mean it was my fault! If you had listened to Vincenzo, I wouldn't have followed you!

Anna: I thought it was a shortcut! If you had listened to me when I said there was a cliff, we would have been fine!

Fritz: Well, if you had stepped on the brakes of your bike-

Anna: SHUT UP! IT WAS YOUR FAULT!

Fritz: HOW WAS IT MY FAULT!?

Anna: IT...(pauses)...IT JUST WAS

Fritz: YOU CAN'T JUST BLAME ME!

Anna: YOUR FAULT!

Fritz: YOUR FAULT!

Anna: NO, YOUR FAULT!

Fritz: NO, YOUR-

Anna: STOP! If we keep arguing like this, we'll never make it to the finish line!

Fritz: Touché, but why do YOU always have to cut ME off in a middle of a sentence and not vice versa?

Anna: Because I'M the main character.

Fritz: We're CO-STARRING!

Vincenzo: You forgot about me! I'm the one with my name in the title!

Anna: That's it! UGH! (takes out Vincenzo's batteries and throws them into a nearby lake)

Fritz: There! That oughta teach him a lesson. 

Anna: That blue-shaded geek! He's not as annoying in person!

(long pause)

Fritz: Anyway, I wonder how Tomoko, Steph, and Alisha are doing...

Meanwhile...

(Tomoko, Steph, and Alisha are in the Top 3, and they keep pedaling their bikes until Tomoko suddenly stops)

Tomoko: Uh, guys? Is it just me, or are Anna and Fritz way far ahead of us?

Steph: We gotta catch up! (pedals bike really fast but Tomoko and Alisha stop her)

Tomoko: Whoa, sister, not so fast!

Alisha: Nah, they wouldn't be this far ahead. That's usually Player 1 or Player 2.

Steph: Why do THEY get a tandum? LUCKY!

Alisha: Steph, don't be greedy.

Steph: How about you stop being so cheesy? BURN.

(Tomoko and Alisha slap their heads)

Alisha: Steph, you really gotta work on your burns. 

Tomoko: Wait! (points towards nearby cliff) Who's that?

Steph: We gotta save 'em! (attempts to jump off cliff but Tomoko and Alisha grab her by the legs)

Alisha: Hold on, Steph-a-roni!

Tomoko: Are you thinking what I'm thinking (smirks)

All: Anna and Fritz!

Steph: My mom told me not to commit suicide...

Alisha: THIS ISN'T SUICIDE STEPH THIS IS A RESCUE MISSION!

Steph: Oh! Like the cops in those movies that climb down a rope to rescue someone!

Tomoko: Yes, except there's no rope. We're just gonna have to hope for the best. Now watch and learn!

Steph: Oh boy, oh boy, I can't wait!

Tomoko: Great! Wanna go first?

Steph: No, I-

(Tomoko and Alisha push Steph off the cliff, and she lands in the same lake as Anna and Fritz)

Alisha: We should go down with her.

(Tomoko and Alisha jump off the cliff and land in the same lake as Steph)

Steph: (breathes heavily) Am I in Heaven? No, I'm too young to die! I think I see angels. Take me to-

Alisha: Snap out of it! (slaps Steph in the face) It's just a lake! 

Tomoko: And we didn't receive any broken bones.

Steph: My lungs! I can't breathe!

Alisha: We'd be doing CPR on you and you wouldn't be speaking.

Steph: Touché, but still...

Tomoko: Look! (points to Anna and Fritz) Let's go, ladies!

(All run to Anna and Fritz)

Fritz: Hey, is that-

Anna: STEPH! ALISHA! TOMOKO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE! AREN'T YOU GONNA FINSIH THE RACE?

Tomoko: We weren't used to us being the ones who win, and we knew you wouldn't be that far ahead of us. We knew something was wrong, so we came to help.

Anna: Aww...how sweet.

Steph: Well, are we getting of here, or what?

Alisha: Yeah!

Fritz: We'll just have to find a way...

Tomoko: I have an idea!

All: WHAT?

Tomoko: You'll have to read Chapter 3, so haha suckers!!!

To be continued...

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