Vincenzo the GPS Chapter 2[]
Narrator: And now, a flashback to the end of Chapter 1...
Vincenzo: Cliff in half a mile.
Anna: WHAT!!?
Vincenzo: Turn around, Anna.
Anna: (sees cliff ahead) NOOOOOO!!!!!! FRITZ LOOK OUT!
Fritz: Must be another one of her tricks...
Anna: Fritz, I'm serious, brace yourself!
Fritz: Uh-uh. (sees cliff ahead) AAAAHHH!
Anna: BRACE FOR IMPACT!!!
(Anna and Fritz brace for impact and fall off the cliff)
Anna and Fritz: AAAAHHHHH!
(CHAPTER 2: Anna and Fritz are about to land after falling off a cliff)
Anna and Fritz: AAAAHHHHHH!!!
(They both land awkwardly into a nearby lake. They both get out and dry themselves)
Anna: Ooh, my back! (winces in pain)
Fritz: Ooh, my-
Anna: I don't know what you're about to say, but don't say it.
Fritz: Ok (winces in pain)
Anna: Ugh, this was all your fault!
Fritz: What do you mean it was my fault! If you had listened to Vincenzo, I wouldn't have followed you!
Anna: I thought it was a shortcut! If you had listened to me when I said there was a cliff, we would have been fine!
Fritz: Well, if you had stepped on the brakes of your bike-
Anna: SHUT UP! IT WAS YOUR FAULT!
Fritz: HOW WAS IT MY FAULT!?
Anna: IT...(pauses)...IT JUST WAS
Fritz: YOU CAN'T JUST BLAME ME!
Anna: YOUR FAULT!
Fritz: YOUR FAULT!
Anna: NO, YOUR FAULT!
Fritz: NO, YOUR-
Anna: STOP! If we keep arguing like this, we'll never make it to the finish line!
Fritz: Touché, but why do YOU always have to cut ME off in a middle of a sentence and not vice versa?
Anna: Because I'M the main character.
Fritz: We're CO-STARRING!
Vincenzo: You forgot about me! I'm the one with my name in the title!
Anna: That's it! UGH! (takes out Vincenzo's batteries and throws them into a nearby lake)
Fritz: There! That oughta teach him a lesson.
Anna: That blue-shaded geek! He's not as annoying in person!
(long pause)
Fritz: Anyway, I wonder how Tomoko, Steph, and Alisha are doing...
Meanwhile...
(Tomoko, Steph, and Alisha are in the Top 3, and they keep pedaling their bikes until Tomoko suddenly stops)
Tomoko: Uh, guys? Is it just me, or are Anna and Fritz way far ahead of us?
Steph: We gotta catch up! (pedals bike really fast but Tomoko and Alisha stop her)
Tomoko: Whoa, sister, not so fast!
Alisha: Nah, they wouldn't be this far ahead. That's usually Player 1 or Player 2.
Steph: Why do THEY get a tandum? LUCKY!
Alisha: Steph, don't be greedy.
Steph: How about you stop being so cheesy? BURN.
(Tomoko and Alisha slap their heads)
Alisha: Steph, you really gotta work on your burns.
Tomoko: Wait! (points towards nearby cliff) Who's that?
Steph: We gotta save 'em! (attempts to jump off cliff but Tomoko and Alisha grab her by the legs)
Alisha: Hold on, Steph-a-roni!
Tomoko: Are you thinking what I'm thinking (smirks)
All: Anna and Fritz!
Steph: My mom told me not to commit suicide...
Alisha: THIS ISN'T SUICIDE STEPH THIS IS A RESCUE MISSION!
Steph: Oh! Like the cops in those movies that climb down a rope to rescue someone!
Tomoko: Yes, except there's no rope. We're just gonna have to hope for the best. Now watch and learn!
Steph: Oh boy, oh boy, I can't wait!
Tomoko: Great! Wanna go first?
Steph: No, I-
(Tomoko and Alisha push Steph off the cliff, and she lands in the same lake as Anna and Fritz)
Alisha: We should go down with her.
(Tomoko and Alisha jump off the cliff and land in the same lake as Steph)
Steph: (breathes heavily) Am I in Heaven? No, I'm too young to die! I think I see angels. Take me to-
Alisha: Snap out of it! (slaps Steph in the face) It's just a lake!
Tomoko: And we didn't receive any broken bones.
Steph: My lungs! I can't breathe!
Alisha: We'd be doing CPR on you and you wouldn't be speaking.
Steph: Touché, but still...
Tomoko: Look! (points to Anna and Fritz) Let's go, ladies!
(All run to Anna and Fritz)
Fritz: Hey, is that-
Anna: STEPH! ALISHA! TOMOKO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE! AREN'T YOU GONNA FINSIH THE RACE?
Tomoko: We weren't used to us being the ones who win, and we knew you wouldn't be that far ahead of us. We knew something was wrong, so we came to help.
Anna: Aww...how sweet.
Steph: Well, are we getting of here, or what?
Alisha: Yeah!
Fritz: We'll just have to find a way...
Tomoko: I have an idea!
All: WHAT?
Tomoko: You'll have to read Chapter 3, so haha suckers!!!
To be continued...