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Vincenzo the GPS Chapter 8[]

(we now see Mike and Micky, standing face-to-face, both astonished)

Mike: You're...you're me...and I'm you?

Micky: Uh, I dunno. At least we're not identical...

Mike: Not identical? Look at you! You have my hair, my favorite color, my hair color, my--

Micky: I have blue eyes and glasses. That's how people can tell me apart from you.

Mike: Well, yeah, but...you know what, forget it. But after all these years...

Micky: I'm finally meeting you, for the first time in 28 years..

Mike: Wait, did you just--

Both: Finish my sentence?

Micky: Whoa!

Mike: Crazy!

Golaith: Ah, I see you two are bonding! How nice! (grasps both of them by the collar) Come along now, Mike and Micky. We don't wanna be late for our first test!

Mike: (hardly breathing) Test?

Goliath: Yes, a test! (lets go of both) Either you get an A+ or an F.

Micky: What test is this? Math? I hate math. One time I got a D- on an assessment, and I got grounded for three months, no video games. Worst three months of my life.

Goliath: Well, I got a question for you. What is Lucia plus Martin plus Pierre times Zombies divided by Mike and Micky?

Micky: Trick question, it's not--

(Lucia, Martin, and Pierre enter scene as brainwashed zombies)

Pierre: Oh la la! CCCCRRRROOOOIIIIIISSSSSSSSAAAAANNNNNTTTTTTZZZZZZZZ!

Micky: Worse than math! This is WORSE THAN MATH!!

Mike: TELL ME ABOUT IT LATER, NOW WE HAVE TO RUN!!

Micky: 2x2=4!

Mike: I DON'T FREAKIN' CARE!

Micky: RUN!

Lucia: ME EAT PING PONG BALLZ FOR LUNCH!

Martin: ME SWALLOW SWORDZ!

Mike: (pants) I think we lost them.

(Lucia taps on Mike's shoulder)

Mike: (turns around) AAHHHH! (gets turned into a brainwashed zombie)

Micky: THE SQUARE ROOT OF 16 IS--AAHHH! (gets turned into a brainwashed zombie)

Goliath: Why, I see you two solved my equation. Now what's Miis times brainwashed zombies!

Mike: BRAINZZZ

All Zombies: BRAINZZZ! BRAINZZZ! BRAINZZZ!

Goliath: A+! Now, send me those three basketball freaks! (snaps fingers)

(Tommy, Tyrone, and Eva teleport to Goliath)

Goliath: You three gotta stop dreaming about the NBA and worry about your life, but I heard a lot of people on this wiki hate you three since you are annoying in Basketball.

Eva: OH CRAP.

Tyrone: I'm nervous on the inside, and smiling on the outside!

Eva: STOP SMILING YOU BIG MOUTH, THIS IS BAD! YOU TOO, TOMMY!

Tommy: Me too!

Eva: You're the champion, maybe you'll get eaten, so act right if you want the wiki people to vote you out!

Goliath: SURPRISE! And it's not me eating you. Mike?

(Mike enters)

Eva: Oh ****

To be continued...

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