(right outside the ICU)
Benji: Dada?
Massimo: Yeah, li'l tyke?
Benji: It mama go be OK?
Massimo: (sighs) I hope so. The block split her head open and knocked her out hard.
Bentley: I ben hewe!
Massimo: What?
Bentley: I ben hewe!
Massimo: You've been here? How?
Bentley: Girls dook me do da ER.
Massimo: And didn't tell me? HOW DARE THEY? What happened?
Benji: He swawo tiny bug.
Massimo: Oh no! Did they get it out?
Bentley: Yee.
Massimo: Oh good. Were the twin girls with you?
Bentley: Yee.
Massimo: Oh...I'm-a go one sec.
(Massimo goes out of the waiting room)
Bentley: Benchie, wan go in dere?
Benji: Okie!
(they go into ICU)
Dr. Jianjun: WHOSE KIDS ARE THESE?
Barbara: (wakes up from a rest on the hospital bed) Oh, um, mine. Ben and Bent, I don't think they allow toddlers in here.
Benji: Mama!
Bentley: Mama!
Barbara: Babies! Where's daddy? I mean, my boyfriend?
Benji: He go bye-bye.
Barbara: Where?
Bentley: Bye-bye!
Barbara: I know, but where?
Benji: Bye!
Barbara: UGH! I'll go call him.
Dr. Patricia: Unfortunately, we cannot allow kid visitors under the age of 14 in here. But they're cute!
Dr. Marie: Patricia, let 'em stay. They're cute!
Dr. Patricia: Fine, this is the only exception though.
Dr. Marie: (to the twins) I remember delivering you, yes I do!
Barbara: Marie, they're already a year old, I dunno if they like that.
Dr. Marie: Wait, they're one and they can talk!?
Barbara: Massimo wanted me to teach them so that they get a head-sta--sta--AH!
Dr. Mizuho: It's time for her shots. Marie, escort the twins please.
Dr. Marie: Righty then!
Benji: Ooh! (sees Susie)
Susie: Oh h-hey! Y--you look like B-Barb-ACHOO!-ara.
Dr. Marie: They are Barbara's kids. Hey, Benji and Bentley, meet Susie! She has a fever at 107 degrees and a little brain damage, but we'll get her fixed up in no time!
Bentley: Hai!
Susie: ACHOO! Hi!
Dr. Marie; Okay, boys, let's go!
(later...)
Massimo: Where were you boys?
Benji: ICU!
Massimo: Oh no...next time stick with me, okay? I'm sorry I left you unsupervised.
Bentley: A DA!
(two days later...)
Dr. Ilka: SHE LIVES! WE THOUGHT IT COULDN'T BE DONE BUT SHE LIVES!
Benji: (wakes up from nap) Mama?
Dr. Patricia: Wow! That's awesome!
(Susie walks out of the ICU)
Susie: Mommy!
Susie's Mom (Sheila): Oh my baby! (whispers to doctors) Thank you for saving my child. (normal voice) C'mon Susie, let's go get Dairy Queen to celebrate!
Susie: Okie!
Bentley: (to Dr. Ilka and Dr. Patricia) Where Mama?
Dr. Patricia: Oh, your mommy is still getting fixed up, but I'm sure she'll be with you in no time!
To be continued...