Ladies and Gentelmen, I welcome you to my profile. Most of the stuff in here is back when I wasn't that more mature. Just ignore it.
- Lemme start off by saying Miyu and Midori do not look similar in the slightest!
- I found out that someone has me as their favorite user on this site so, thanks. ^_^
- I'm straight to the point when it comes to me being angry, so don't be surprised when you see a large essay describing why I hate a Mii once you scroll down.
- Also, don't ask me about the Swordplay Showdown pictures that I posted (Miyu & Lucía standing next to eachother when they are not supposed to be even near eachother in the stage they are in. Same with Haru & Maria and Daisuke & Takashi).
- And as a last note, I don't usually focus on how a Mii looks (That explains why Miis like Takashi, Shouta & Marisa are so high up in my Tier List) unless they look totally absurd, like José's creepy stare or Hiromi (WSC) and her weird looking lips. Reason being that I don't want to fall in love with someone because of their looks. They can look totally handsome and such, but still be a total jerk (Example of this is Takumi, being a total jerk to me in Baseball and Swordplay Showdown). Of course, the Miis that I like that look cute and/or beautiful get excluded from this, reason being that I either feel bad for them or I feel happy for them (Examples are: Alisha, Miyu, Fumiko & Lucía). Their looks seem to be a bonus sometimes. With that outta the way...
Q: Do I ship CPU miis with other CPU miis?
A: Yes. Some of these shippings were because my Tomodachi Life cartridge decided it would be a good idea to put these miis together, and I agreed. You can see that I like to go through the Extra Mile by shipping WS/WSR Miis with WSC Miis.
Hiromasa X Stéphanie (Quite a surprise, but a welcome one, to be sure.)
Miyu X Lucía (Because, why not? Better to ship the two smug girls that are paired with... That bald guy... with each other than to ship them with... That bald guy...)
Rie X Akira (WSC)
Holly X Vincenzo
Giovanna X Holly (Again, why not? I imagine them being best friends, but I also imagine them going through the Extra Mile in their friendship, If you know what I mean... Lemme put it as blunt as possible... Holly and Giovanna sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G.)
Alisha X André (Looking like a Rich Couple.)
Lucía X Chris (WSC) (Smug with Smug. Why not?)
Miyu X Pavel (The two best CPU Miis of all time. For me, at least. It's mainly because of Tomodachi Life.)
Se-Young X Cheng-Han
Ashley X Abe (I like to imagine them as Abby's parents.)
Miyu X Rie (At this point, you can probably tell I see Miyu as a Bisexual.)
Léonie X Frank (Old people parings are the most wholesome.)
Joana X Bernando (Like I said: Old people parings are the most wholesome.)
Marisa X Gabriele (SWORDPLAY SHOWDOWN BOSSES, BABY!)
Laura X Sota
Eva X Guillermo
Giovanna X Massimo
Gabi X Rainer (Also looking like a Rich Couple.)
Miyu X Midori (Why the heck not? I'm extremly positive that CelestiaTheGreatPrincess is gonna riddle me to the bone the minute she sees this.)
Yoko X Bo-Jia (I like to imagine them as Miyu's parents.)
Mizuho X William
Elena X John (I like to imagine them as Eva, Susana and Massimo's parents for some odd reason.)
Midori X Akira (WS) (It's basically starting to look like a "Validating Couple" type of relationship, what with Akira and Midori being the two most calmest personality types in my Tomodachi Life game (Midori being an Easygoing Dreamer and Akira being an Independent Lone Wolf.))
Delilah X Patrick (Two of the seven worst CPU Miis.)
Emily X Takumi (Might as well pair two total annoyances with eachother.)
Q: What are your favorite miis?
A: Mizuho, Léonie, William, Pavel, Haru, Alisha, Lucía and MIYU!
Q: What are your least favorite miis?
A: Sakura, Shinta, Abby, Fritz, Zi-Kai, Shu-hui, Delilah and MARIE!
Q: Why do you hate Patrick?
A: It all started in Wii Sports Swordplay. Was trying to get to Matt. I ended up having to confront Patrick. Oh boy, was it annoying. He went full Darth Maul on me. I couldn't even breathe without getting slapped in the face by his sword. When I attacked from the sides, he somehow blocks it, even though his sword was at like a 43 degree angle. When he was open, I went ahead and attacked him, and somehow, he has the freaking reaction time of a Dog finding out his owner bought a Pizza, blocking it straight away. When I finally took him down, oh boy, was I happy. My hatred for him grew when I played Cycling. I was trying to make Midori get into PRO class, but then came along Patrick. He kept bumping into me in an attempt to slow me down. Who does he think he is? Dude, just focus on getting in first. Don't try to push poor Midori onto a wall. Oh, and the cherry on the top is the one that takes it. In an attempt to get Miyu to Superstar Class in Basketball, guess who I had to face... Patrick. I tried several times to fake him out when It was my turn to get a point, but Patrick just has the nerve to become Charles Barkley for a few minutes and just disrespect the everloving milk and cereal outta me. I tried to swat the ball from him many times when he was literally nose deep in Miyu's chest, and I freaking miss it somehow. God, he's so annoying. And it doesn't help that he looks like a Black JonTron. I like JonTron, but I freaking despise Patrick.
Q: Why do you love Miyu so much?
A: It's hard to explain it, really. I guess it's because I kinda feel bad that she's paired with the worst Miis, she's not that recognized by many (And most of the people that recognize her don't even like her... Poor Girl. If you weren't in a Video Game, i'd give you a hug right now.), even though she played Tennis with the one Mii... THE ONE MII TO BE LOVED BY MANY... Matt... And that she's only a PRO in just one sport. I remember having a crush on her when I was younger. I guess not much has changed since then. I really hate the fact that she's on Steph's Basketball team and that she plays with both Oscar and Matt in Tennis. She is ranked to be the 2nd most mediocre Beginner Mii and the only sport she's a PRO in is Baseball. Nintendo really did not give this poor girl a break. I feel so bad for her! And mostly everyone doesn't even feel happy for her that she at least had PRO status in one sport. They would always go abuse her, saying things like "She's annoying" or "She's terrible" or "She's boring" and stuff like that... POOR MIYU! She deserved better. Nintendo could've at least made her a PRO in another sport, like Table Tennis or Cycling, or at least made her the Baseball Champion, it being the only sport she's actually good at... If I remember correctly, she's one of the Miis that got heckled by Poofesure. SLIGHTLY heckled. Eva, Pierre, Jackie, Silke and Shouta got heckled beyond belief by him to the point where it was just abuse. And now she's in Poofesure's Tomodachi Life game. It was bad enough that Elisa and Shinnosuke got in it. Now Miyu's in it and she's called "dora". This is gonna go badly. I can tell. She's mostly known as "Matt's Girlfriend" too... DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW ENRAGED THAT MAKES ME?!... No matter what, I will always love her, with all of my heart. UwU
Seriously though, when I first saw her in Tennis, I thought "this girl might be trash in Tennis, but I hope she's a bit stronger in other sports". Boy, was I wrong. Well, actually, I was sort of wrong. I didn't get to see her in Boxing, which made me a bit sad, but then I saw her in Baseball... the only sport she's a PRO in. That is the only good thing she has held onto through all of Wii Sports. I was happy that she got something good in Wii Sports, but sad that it's the only thing she got great at. Then came along Wii Sports Resort. Granted, there was another Mii that got the same treatment as Miyu, only being a PRO in one sport... Poor Alisha, so I wasn't focused on Miyu THAT much when I started playing. I thought she was going to improve in Wii Sports Resort. I was hopeful, but NOPE! In Swordplay, she's bad, in Basketball, she's bad and in Cycling, she's bad. In Table Tennis, she was kinda decent, but not a PRO, and that had to be the saddest thing I've seen. I started playing Swordplay Showdown after that. When I saw her in Black Armor in Stage 14 of Swordplay Showdown, I felt kinda happy, which then led to me having a soft spot in my heart for Ian. I went through the stages after that, but I didn't get to see her in Black Armor again. Her last appearance in Showdown was a 1 hearted Gold Armor as well. What the heck?! I was sad that she didn't appear in the last stage. My God, this girl had it rough. Then what finished it all was Wii Party. The amount of sadness I felt when I found out Miyu was a Beginner Mii... Was something else. This girl became Nintendo's Punching Bag since the very start. AT LEAST MEGAN GOT STANDARD, ALISHA GOT MASTER AND RYAN GOT ADVANCED! She looks like she's smilling, but I know deep down inside, she's crying non-stop because of what Nintendo did to her. The only thing she's good at is Baseball, and she's hated by it. Poor Miyu.
Q: Is there a Mii you love that others despise?
A: That would be Mr. Level 12 Boss in Swordplay Showdown, Takashi. I like him because he is very unique. He's the only one with those eyes, those lips, and the only one in Wii Sports Resort with that hair color. He really stands out a lot, and I love it so much. And you gotta admit, he looks awesome in Black Armor too.
Hiromasa, Siobhán, Gabriele, Marisa and Stéphanie also land on that subject. They look so goofy, and I love it. I can just Imagine Gabriele being the Violent type and going "ARRRRRGH!" whenever he gets mad. In my eyes, he'd be a better Swordplay Champion than Matt is.
And Haruka too, I guess. Her comment section is by far the most toxic I've seen... Well, Lucía's comment section is equally as toxic, but still.
Q: Is there a Mii you hate that others love?
A: Tyrone. He's annoying in Baseball, Basketball, and freaking Swordplay Showdown. Miyu, Misaki, Lucía, Eva, Stéphanie, Rachel and Abe deserved to appear more times in Black Armor than you, Tyrant Tyrone!
Matt, Sakura and Tommy also land on that subject. Pit, Enrique and Lucía are Better Champions than you, you annoying jerks!
Also, FREAKING OVERRATED MARIE! Abby as well!
Q: Why is Takumi your #5 least favorite Mii?
A: In Baseball, he kept catching the ball with no flaw everytime and the one time he appeared as a Black Armored enemy in Swordplay Showdown, he was literally the most tedious living being on Earth. Plus, the guy looks like a manipulative millionaire that abuses females domestically. STAY AWAY FROM MISAKI, YOU YELLOW PIMP JERK! AKIRA'S BETTER THAN YOU!
Q: Why is Lucía your #1 favorite Mii, tied with Miyu?
A: Unlike most people, who can't think of a strategy before going against her, I actually had fun playing against her in Table Tennis. Plus, I really love how she looks in Black Armor. I also love playing with her in Wii Party. There's just a ton of stuff I like about that freckled son of a gun I love so much. Believe it or not, I actually broke every default duo record in Wii Party playing with both Miyu and Lucía. She's so helpful and fun to play with sometimes. Other times she gives you a worthy challenge... Unlike Patrick, Fritz and Takumi.
Q: Who do you hate more? Sakura, Fritz or Marie?
A: Well, from the Wii, I would say Fritz. Wii U, I would say Marie. Overall... Marie. The woman just CANNOT, I repeat, CANNOT GIVE ME A BREAK! Overrated too. I've seen only 6 people dislike her. And that nose... Jesus Christ, that nose... No... Her design is so bloody awful and she is actually trying to sabotage me in Tennis.
Q: Who do you love more? Miyu, Lucía or Pavel?
A: I dunno who I love more, to be honest with ya. Could be possible that I love the freckled lovelies more, but I honestly dunno.
Q: What made Fritz dethrone Patrick, making him your least favorite?
A: I never really liked Fritz to begin with. I though he was annoying in Swordplay Showdown and Cycling and boring in Table Tennis and Basketball. However, the gates of Hell opened for me when I played Swordplay Showdown again. Now that I know how to play Swordplay Showdown, he's both boring and annoying. Boring because I can literally take him down with ease, and annoying because when he attacks quickly and I block the attack, his defense is so stupid that I can't tell where to swing the sword. Then came along Spin-Off in Wii Party. He kept going for 4 player minigames on low numbers and also the exact moment when I lost half my money. He also was in last, may I remind you. He kept picking the worst minigames out of the three displayed on screen. Example: Back Attack, Chop Chops or Risky Railroad? Third option is what he picked. Oh, and lemme remind you, he won most luck based minigames. He somehow won Risky Railroad, Dicey Descent and Lucky Lauch more than the others. It got SO ANNOYING! He also robbed Alisha in Cycling and ruined my happiness in Board Game Island when he landed on a UFO space, being in last, and switched places with me, being in first. And what takes the cake is freaking About Face from Wii Party. All he did is Steal, Steal, Steal. Take, Take, Take. Globe Trot was also terrible with this man. He was out to get me all game. He kept stealing cards and coins from everyone non-stop. Thanks to all that, he's now my least favorite.
Q: What happened with Sakura? You used to like her.
A: Baseball. It was absolutely terrible with this woman. She also got the most absurd and unfair luck in Board Game Island. That's what happened. She is NEVER fun to play with. The minute I see her, I just wanna punch her. She's such a jerk and a half. I can't believe Miyu, Nick, Pierre, Helen, Ashley, Rachel and Rin play with this living abomination of a Mii.
Q: What do you think about Poofesure?
A: I'm neutral with the guy. On one hand, he's entertaining to watch sometimes. I usually watch his videos when I got nothing else to do. On the other hand, he's a bit problematic. The hatred for Miyu spiked hard after he compared her to a kid's show (To which she has nothing similar to, other than the skin color), then he makes Abby, Barbara and most of the male CPUs look like major sex driven psychopaths (But I couldn't care less about some now that I absolutely hate Abby, Theo and Kentaro), and his hatred for Elisa is insignificant because she is literally the tutorial for Baseball. I will agree with him on this though... Sakura and Theo are annoyances. That and Fritz is a literal prick.
I REALLY want him to go try to get to Enrique in Baseball and HOPEFULLY Marie screws him over a lot so that there's more hate for her tho, because little to no people hate her.
If you people wanna see someone better, check out NicroVeda. He makes similar content, but, unlike Poof, he doesn't complain about dumb stuff.
15 CPU Miis that I love so much (From 1 to 15) (Wii)
Note: There's a tie for #1, so don't be confused.
- Miyu and Lucía, best girls!
- Alisha (How much did this girl get held back? Nintendo straight up abused this girl in Wii Sports Resort and everyone else CONTINUED with said abuse. SHE ISN'T BORING!)
- Haru (So sweet and Innocent. Protect her at all costs.)
- Midori (You didn't deserve to be Anti-Champion in Cycling. Also, she's very challenging in all sports, except Table Tennis, and I love that she looks like an energetic girl that just wants to have fun with friends.)
- Eddy (Design is awesome and a real Challenge in Swordplay Showdown. He looks so cool in Thin Purple Armor too. Blue fits him so much.)
- Marco (Mario, is that you? Seriously though, he looks so joyful and happy. Look at him! I love to see somebody in pure joy... unless it's someone I hate. Also, WATERFALL BOSS!)
- Misaki (Looks to be the most distiguished, formal and intelligent Mii of them all. I love people who are smart and fancy, so how can I say no?)
- Akira (How do you make a guy with the most flamboyant glasses ever so lovable? HOW?! This guy is 1000% better than Takumi. I absolutely love his improvement in Resort and that he is 3rd best in Table Tennis. Also, a really great choice for a Master Mii. He didn't improve in Wii Sports Resort for nothing.)
- Hiromasa (God Almighty, do I love that he's a boss and how menacing he looks as a boss. Better than Barbara, that's for sure. That grin always gets me too. The color Brown fits him so well.)
- Stéphanie (Quite the challenge in most sports and really cool looking in both Black and Purple Armor. Plus, I like that she looks like she's clumsy. She's my golden girl when it comes to Globe Trot too.)
- Emma (In Spring Ringers in Wii Party, this woman was a God at throwing the ring to the flower from afar.)
- Giovanna (Really fun to play with sometimes and very unique. Plus, she's a redhead. I love redheads.)
- Gabriele (Halfway through Swordplay Showdown, this man made himself known. He looks so cool in Black Armor and looks extremely violent.)
- Holly (This goofy lookin' blonde looking smug as ever. Plus, I actually took Michael, Daisuke and Fritz down with her in Spin-Off, and I couldn't be prouder. Fritz got last as well. That made me more happy for her victory.)
Honorable Mentions: Gabi, Asami, Takashi, Mike, Miguel, Rachel, Marisa, Susana, Eva, Abe, Pierre, George, Jessie, Gwen, Mia, Helen, Shouta, Ryan, Sarah, Vincenzo, Fumiko, Keiko, Hayley, Hiroshi, Ai and Sota.
15 CPU Miis that I hate with every fiber of my being (From 15 to 1) (Wii)
Note: There's a tie for #1, so don't be confused.
- Jake (Creepy looking and and annoying in literally everything)
- Steph (One word: Baseball. Swordplay Showdown as well.)
- Tyrant Tyrone (Unfair in literally every sport and undeserving of being the one to appear 3 times in Black Armor. Why not Midori, Lucía, Miyu, Akira or Eddy? Anything other than this jerk!)
- Tommy (The most unfair Champion in Wii Sports Resort and the 3rd most annoying champion in the entire franchise.)
- Matt (Unfair in Boxing, Speed Slice and straight up overpowered in Showdown. Plus, I hate that he's the only Mii from the Wii, out of all 100, that got praised a ton.)
- Patrick (Go up to see why.)
- Cole (Boring, annoying and pathetic, all at once.)
- Theo (Annoying and looks stupidly dumb.)
- Greg (Literally a Lucía Wannabe and annoying in Wii Party and Table Tennis.)
- Takumi (Swordplay Showdown and Baseball. He also looks like an abusive multi-millionaire.)
- LUCA, ruined multiple Baseball games for me, boring and tedious as one can be at times, and is Overrated AF. Design is cool tho.
- SAKURA and SHINTA, annoying and untrustworthy because of HOW ANNOYING AND SPOILED THEY ARE!
- FRITZ AND ABBY, THE TWO WORST MIIS TO EVER EXIST!
Horrible Mentions: Eduardo, Oscar, Alex, Jake, Emily, Martin, Daisuke, Tatsuaki, Shohei, James, Kentaro, Steve, Maria, Ren, David, Pablo and Barbara.
15 CPU Miis that I love so much (From 1 to 15) (Wii U)
- My boy Pavel!
- Mizuho (smug brunette.)
- Haruka (Looks to be the smart and nerdy type. I love it!)
- Frank (Smug and British old man. I like that haistyle too. It fits him better than it does to Takumi, A.K.A., the annoying version of Babe Ruth.)
- Rie (Well, I mean, who doesn't love her?)
- Se-young (For an Anti-PRO, she can surely give you a big enough challenge.)
- Chris (male lucía. Seriously though, his face radiates the same smug energy as Lucía's, and I love it so much. He's very helpful in Wii Sports Club too, being a teammate in Baseball and Tennis. I love him more than the other Chris.)
- Bernd (He be German. I like Germany. I also like that he looks like a hard working dad. People are gonna hate me for this, but I like Bernd more than I like Anne and Marit.)
- Steven (He has that smug look on his face like: I see what you doing right there. He's so lovable. He looks like he could be a Champion in Bowling. He managed to get Expert difficulty in Wii Party U when he was just a Baseball teammate in Wii Sports Club. I love him for that too.)
Honorable Mentions: Masako, Merrick, Rui, Mark, Dylan, Millie, Polly, Sara, Xiao-Tong, Bo-Jia, Akira, Kentaro, Patricia, Cheng-Han, Ivo, Irina, Juliette, André, Laura, Araceli, Alice, Yuya, Marius and Xixi.
15 CPU Miis that I hate with every fiber of my being (From 15 to 1) (Wii U)
- Ricardo (Same with Xiaojian.)
- Xiaojian (ANNOYING! ALMOST AS ANNOYING AS FRITZ! Plus, that dumb freaking hairstyle that makes him look ridiculous angers me hard.)
- Alphonse (Bland and Boring version of Rainer.)
- Joost (Annoying in Wii Party U and a copycat of Pavel.)
- Jeff (Pointless ripoff of Joseph. Joseph is WAY better than this wannabe. Jeff looks like what Joseph would be if he was made by Great Value.)
- João (I hate Brazil and his name is associated with it. That's all I'll say.)
- Bruce (OOH, I HATE HOW THIS GUY REMINDS ME SO MUCH OF TAKUMI IN BASEBALL! Plus, he basically a bland and boring version of Bernd. He has the same skin color, hair, head shape, but he doesn't have the coolness that Bernd has.)
- Yuehua (Bootleg version of Yunyun.)
- Anna (Annoying as a Baseball Teammate and basically just an old Hiromi.)
- Hiromi (The one from Wii Sports Resort is better than this one, with her Kim Kardashian lips. Plus, she's basically Fritz reborn when playing against her in Wii Party U.)
- MATT, a prime example on why opposites don't always mean something good.
- ZI-KAI, A.K.A. Mr. Mario's handpuppet and Kiddo's apprentice.
- SHU-HUI, a literal annoyance in Baseball. I lost to Akira and Donna thanks to her.
- DELILAH, STEPH REBORN AND A LITERAL FREAKING GOOD FOR NOTHING FAT CHEATER!
- MARIE, a literal idiot and an annoying TWAT!
Horrible Mentions: Dunbar, Hee-joon, Maximillian, José, Paula, Giulia, Barbara and Hyun-woo.
How I rate the Miis from the Wii.
WHY DO YOU EVEN EXIST?!
- 100 again. Fritz (This guy gave me a headache in Swordplay Showdown when I was a kid, and Alisha would've at least been Vice-Champion in Cycling if it wasn't for this guy. Maybe even Champion, but Fritz just had to ruin it for her. Dude, Alisha deserved to be Vice-Champion more than you did after being BASHED by NINTENDO. And WHY do you play Basketball with that Bald Annoyance?! Stay away from me, you freak. You don't deserve to be loved, what with how big of a jerk you are, you nervous looking son of a deadbeat dog. Also, playing Spin Off, the guy just wouldn't stop going for 4 player minigames when the bank was at a low number. This jerk actually thinks it's a good idea to go for low numbers. At the end of it, Holly won, so SCREW YOU, FRITZ! WHAT IS THE POINT?! Go for big numbers, you twat. GO FOR A GAME CHANGER! DON'T ACT AS COMIC RELIEF! Another thing. In that luck based Minigame, where you're on carts and have to pick one out of 3 passage ways, he was the most luckiest prick of a cactus! HE WON MOST OF THE TIME! He kept picking the WORST minigames when it came to him being in Last in Spin-Off and Board Game Island. Something else I should add is that I got ****** so hard by him in Board Game Island. He lands on a UFO space and freaking throws me BACK! I WAS IN FIRST, AND HE THREW ME TO LAST! WHAT HAVE I DONE TO YOU, FRITZ?! WHAT?! WHAT HAVE I DONE THAT MADE YOU TURN INTO A DISGRACE AGAINST ME?! Oh, and one more thing... You can take your boring pressence and throw it to the ocean to drown, Fritz. Just seeing you makes me mad! I wish you didn't exist. I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME! YOU INSECT! You are nothing but an annoying and boring twat to me. Table Tennis, Spin-Off, Swordplay, EVERYTHING! ALISHA AND ANNA ARE 100% BETTER THAN YOU! I wish that parachute didn't freaking deploy when you fall down from the Cliff in the Stage you're the Boss in. In Balloon Buggies, the amount of times he freaking screwed me terribly, stealing almost every balloon I kept trying to get and blocking my way. There was also this one time where he just threw Miyu (The Mii I was playing as) to the freaking rolling bomb. LEAVE MIYU ALONE! JESUS! DON'T STEAL WHAT I'M TRYING TO GET AND DON'T BASH ME ONTO A FREAKING MOVING HAZARD! The only thing he did good is put some of the Miis I like in Purple Armor.)
- Also 100. Abby (How about you don't mess things up for the both of us in Tennis, eh? That would make you more likable. She also ruined a Baseball game for me. She catches the ball before it gets to the outfield. Me and the opposing team were both on 8, and she keeps me there. Végégon was right about you, Abby. You're a JERK! She was also ruined by Poofesure, which makes me hate her even more, 'cuz I can't go 5 seconds without thinking of him when looking at Abby. Trying to get the Buzzer Beater stamp was pure chaos with this woman too. I used to think that her being a Beginner was actual nonsense considering she got good in WSR, but scratch that. Stay in Beginner, Abby. Swordplay Showdown, Basketball, Baseball... HOOOOO, HOW MUCH I HATE HER! BTW, whoever likes her, if you see this as a threat, don't. Why would I do that?)
- 98. Shinta (My memories of Swordplay Showdown about this guy... They are not great to remember. What a jerk. Sarah is a better Swordplay Showdown boss than YOU, Shinta. Sarah actually looks ready to fight. Shinta looks like he doesn't even know what gender he is. He also bullied poor Miyu in Board Game Island, along with Kentaro and Greg. There's someone on YouTube who has Shinta as his favorite Mii and I have not grown very fond of him, so that's another reason why I hate him.)
- 98 again. Sakura (You'd be a bit lovable to me if it weren't for Baseball and Board Game Island. She's never fun to play with and is literally a good for nothing cheater when it comes to Baseball. The balls I hit either went to Miyu or Helen whenever I actually hit them because most balls she threw were either splitters, balls ready to fly onto the stands, strikes that are SO hard to hit or balls going the speed of a freaking train. Her pitching is annoying, her batting is abnormaly stupid, and the only thing good about her is that she has Helen, Pierre, Miyu and Nick on her team. Everyone else is bloody annoying, especially the outfielders (Excluding Pierre). She is the most luckiest jerk in Board Game Island too. She literally drained all of the fun out of the game 'cus she had the most ABSURD LUCK I HAVE EVER SEEN! Every single time I play against her in Board Game Island, she always gets SO LUCKY! IT'S SO UNFAIR! Plus, she plays with Greg on her and Greg's team and with Tatsuaki on Rin's team in Basketball, and THAT is just SAD. At least she plays with Rachel and Ashley in Tennis, but at this point, IT DOES NOTHING FOR HER! SHE SABOTAGES ME IN THE MINIGAMES WII PARTY FOR NO REASON TOO! SHE IS MASTER DIFFICULTY! WHAT'S THE POINT?! YOU'RE STILL GONNA WIN, DUE TO ABSURD LUCK! SCREW YOU SAKURA! YOU UNFAIR JERK! I HOPE YOU BURN! She's the only Mii I hate that's on my Tomodachi Life, because Jianjun needs a wife, and God forbid I'd put a grown adult with a girl that looks like she's 19. SHE IS SO OVERRATED TOO! THE AMOUNT OF TIMES I HAVE SEEN HER BELOW NEUTRAL IS SO LITTLE! HOW CAN PEOPLE LIKE HER?! SHE LOOKS LIKE A SPOILED BRAT! SHE IS STUPID LOOKING TOO WITH HOW CLOSE THAT NOSE IS TO HER MOUTH! It's ABSURD! She isn't beautiful at ALL! SHE IS ABSURD LOOKING! ...Miyu should've been Champion of Baseball... You people talk about Lucía, but Lucía is a cakewalk compared to this psycho! She deserves NO LOVE!)
- 96. Luca (Great design, boring as heck. Really BAD Combination. And in Baseball, he just FLINGS himself towards the ball and catches it before it gets to the outfield, ruining everything. Also, a Youtuber I despise likes him. This is not a topic I wanna talk about.)
- 95. Takumi (One word: Baseball. I wish that bomb that Alisha gives you in the Boxart of Wii Party freaking explodes on your face, you jerk. "But he looks so handsome and good looking." Swoon all you want, but it's my primary objective to make this guy suffer as much as I did. I hate Takumi so much. You didn't deserve to appear in Black Armor or to be a Master Mii... You didn't deserve anything. All you deserve is a kick in the back of the head for how annoying and down right unfair you are. He's also HORRIBLY overrated. The only reason people like this guy is because of his looks. UGH! He's also a filthy cheater in Swordplay Showdown. I swing the sword to the sides while his sword it POINTING to the sides, and he somehow blocks it. He has learned the way of the Patrick. He also keeps. Catching. Every. Ball. I hit. To. THE OUTFIELD! SCREW YOU, TAKUMI! I want you to stay away from Haru, Miyu, Misaki, Lucía, Akira, Alisha... EVERYONE I LOVE, YOU JERK! I wish I could grab your neck and choke you to DEATH! F*** YOU!)
- 94. Greg (He'd be more likable if he didn't always stand in the same freaking spot in Return Challenge. He serves the balls really freaking stupid like too. Because of that, the ball goes either out of the range of the table or right into him when I hit it, making me need to restart because I want to get all the stamps, and one of them is obtained by getting 100 points without letting the ball even touch him. Dude, I'm trying to get the stamps. Stop making things hard for me and let the ball go right past you! Don't just stand there and take it to the face. Do you have a kink for hurting yourself?! He also looks like a younger Jake, and that, for me, is a HUGE minus from you, Greg. He also bullied poor Miyu in Board Game Island, along with Shinta and Kentaro.)
- 93. Theo (Dat forehead tho. Dude looking like a Pizza Slice. I will agree with Poofesure for once here. He is abnormaly tedious. I dunno how Lord McForehead managed to be one of the best Miis when it looks like he doesn't even know what his name is. Also, a Youtuber I despise likes him. Again, NOT a topic I wanna talk about. He's so absurd looking too, it's ridiculous. Freaking chin-face.)
- 92. Cole (He looks like an adult Oscar, and I don't like it one bit. He's also bloody boring and PATHETIC in Table Tennis. He also did the same crap that Fritz did multiple times in Spin-Off. He kept going for low numbers for no freaking reason! He also screwed me multiple times in Globe Trot and Board Game Island.)
- 91. Patrick (I explained as much as I could in the Questions and Answers section of this profile. I don't need to say more.)
- 90. Matt (If I were to list the reasons on why I hate you, we'd be here all week. Day by day, my hatred for this guy grows more and more... Oh, and he plays with Miyu in Tennis and is Lucía's Best Friend in Friend Connection... WHYYYYYYY?! AND IT DOESN'T HELP THAT THAT FREAKING BLONDE DISGRACE OF A SWORDPLAY SHOWDOWN BOSS PLAYS WITH HIM IN BASKETBALL!)
- 89. Tommy (People call Lucía unfair, but what about this jerk?! He is the 3rd most annoying champion IMO, just behind Matt. OVERRATED and ANNOYING! If you want me to like you, Tommy, DON'T MAKE THE GAME COMPLETLY UNFAIR BY JUMPING LIKE SUPER MARIO WHEN BLOCKING BALLS! The only thing good about him is that he has Eva on his Basketball Team.)
- 88. Tyrone (There were many Miis you could've given Black Armor 3 times to, Nintendo. Haru, Miyu, Lucía, Midori, Ryan, Rachel, Keiko, Rainer, David, Susana... And you pick this annoyance. OVERRATED and ANNOYING! "Oh, he's so strong and masculine". Shut up, OK? Just shut the heck up.)
- 87. Steph (If you're so good at Baseball, how about you catch the Ball with your face next time, you annoying piece of chewed gum?!)
- 86. Jake (Huge annoyance in Boxing and Swordplay. And why the everloving HECK does he not have eyebrows?! Why are his eyes as small as Takashi's nose?! He looks high on crack.)
- 85. Steve (Same with Emily and Maria. Ugh. Also, in that Wii Party Minigame, where you drive planes into balloons (Poppin' Pilots), he kept bonking me non-stop, making me miss some balloons. Steve is a terrible Mii.)
- 84. Michael (I'm gonna put it as blunt as possible... Baseball, Swordplay Showdown, Boxing... He's straight up annoying in everything he's good at and boring at everything he's bad at. There's no in between!)
- 83. Maria (Same with Emily. Those eyebrows look freaking stupidly absurd too. Look how LARGELY EXTENDED they look. Mia also has something like that, but it looks normal with the eyebrows she has. Maria literally has two drawn mountains on her forehead.)
- 82. Emily (One word: Baseball.)
- 81. Eduardo (We were better off having Rin being the Last Lanky Non-Boss Black Armored Enemy, but NOOOOOO! Nintendo thought it would be nice to make Mr. Receding Hairline, the Mii that looks like a Mexican Pedo, the Last Lanky Non-Boss Black Armored Enemy. And he doesn't even attack until like 2 minutes pass. Get out of the defensive state so I can hit you! I'm not risking the side slash while you're blocking after what happened with Patrick (Screw that bearded freak.) so stop defending yourself and FIGHT!)
- 80. Tatsuaki (Annoying in Tennis, annoying in Boxing, annoying in Baseball... He's such a low life.)
- 79. Oscar (Freaking mini face here, being a total annoyance in Swordplay Showdown. You freaking pest! Stay away from Miyu, you freaking annoyance! You make me SICK! He must have bribed Miyu with something 'cuz there's no way Miyu would actually want to play with this guy.)
- 78. Kentaro (Dude... Shave a little, will ya? He's both boring and annoying and... YEEESH, THAT BEARD LOOKS TERRIBLE! That nose does not make it any better either. He also bullied poor Miyu in Board Game Island, along with Shinta and Greg.)
- 77. Daisuke (The nightmares this guy gave me in Swordplay Showdown when I was little. I now know how to fight, Daisuke, so come at me with your Black Armor now, freaking tired looking son of a gun. He's annoying in Baseball and mentally ill in Spin-Off. "Go for small numbers" he said. "It's a good strategy" he said. His Basketball teammates are good, but he is NOT!)
- 76. Alex (I forgave him after what he did to me in Baseball, but he did it again. He and Daisuke ruined a Baseball game for me. I was going against Tatsuaki, and Alex just prevents a fast ball from going to the outfield by sliding and streching his arms up in the air. At least Helen and Miyu catching balls made sense, considering the balls they caught were hit terribly, because Sakura can't pitch correctly. He also looks like Bob Marley, and I like that, but, even though he was low skilled in Tennis, he somehow prevented the balls from bouncing twice on his side of the court, so WTF is with that? Am I playing against the Great Wall of China?)
- 75. Barbara (Unknown Channel glued the mental image of her being an SJW in my head. Now I can't look at her the same way again. Plus, she's a terrible Boss. Not as bad as Fritz though. Understanding her moveset, she copies what Marisa does. I don't like it. I hate it, actually)
- 74. James (You'd be more lower if you weren't the Cycling Referee. This guy actually was unfair in Basketball and Swordplay Duel. Plus, that nose is really distracting. I can't get my eyes off it. Jesus Christ. Plus, Pinkrisp is actually getting on my nerves with the whole thing about the Miis that others hate. Great Soup! doesn't scold HIM about hating Holly and Alisha, so why does he scold Great Soup! about he/she hating Fritz and James? More of that and James is going further down.)
- 73. Shohei (Table Tennis... You have no idea how HAPPY I got when I found out he got Beginner Difficulty. Those eyes are distracting and creepy looking too.)
- 72. David (Why do you play with Patrick in Basketball?! UGH! At least you also play with Midori in Basketball and with Rachel and Pierre in Tennis. That freaking saved you from being in Despise, buddy. George is WAY better than this guy. George is actually fun. This guy is not.)
- 71. Martin (He seems... interesting to say the least... But his interesting looks cannot fight his boring plays in sports, for there is too much of 'em.)
- 70. Pablo (I usually love Miis that look smug as heck, that being one of the reasons why I love Eva and Susana, but this guy looks straight up evil. Only thing keeping him from Dislike is the fact he can be a worthy opponent in Swordplay Showdown and Basketball. He was kinda annoying in Black Armor when I was younger though.)
- 69. Ren (Same as Luca, except he's not a jerk in Baseball.)
- 68. Saburo (Depending on how things go for me with him, I might actually start to like him.)
- 67. Chris (Hand it to Nintendo to make one of the Miis that look freaking dumb to copy the absolute milk and butter out of Abe in Swordplay Showdown. Abe being a Black Armor, looking ready to fight in the Volcano stage was WAY better than this guy in Volcano Reverse, looking like he has no idea what he's doing. He freaking sucks at Tennis too. He's worse than Abby, but at least he didn't ruin a Baseball game for me! Don't shoot the ball out of the court, you ding dong! But now, I'm actually starting to like him...)
- 66. Elisa (TENNIS CHAMPION, BOYS! But she overshadows Sarah, making me hate her a little. She also made a lot of rookie moves in Tennis, hitting the ball out of the court many times. That alone made Miyu, Hiroshi and Shouta look like gods at Tennis. It also made Elisa look like Sarah was carrying her, 'cuz the amount of mistakes she made was STUPID.)
- 65. Andy (Same with Alex, but he didn't screw me in Tennis and he didn't repeat himself in Baseball. He also looks like Steve Harvey.)
- 64. Anna (She's a redhead... She looks angry... She looks awesome in Black Armor... But Alisha would've been a better Cycling Champion. Alisha got a TON of slack in Wii Sports Resort and recieved MORE of it from the people on this Wiki, so she deserved it more than you did, Anna.)
- 63. Siobhán (She has features that make her look like a cat. Big eyes, swirvy mouth and nose literally on top of her mouth. How goofy.)
- 62. Ursula (I like that she looks like a character from a Cartoon, but I don't like that she also looks like she's related to Chris.)
- 61. Rainer (He looks like an inverted George. If he had the ponytail, then he would be a literal ripoff of him. He was actually fun to play with at times... Unlike Fritz and Sakura, who are NEVER fun to play with.)
- 60. Rin (Cool in Black Armor, but a LITTLE bit annoying in Baseball. How can this woman jump so high? People say she's bland but... There's someone who's more bland and boring (Takumi).)
- 59. Yoko (Yoko... Oh, Yoko... As much as I like redheads, Emily and Steph being the only exceptions, you'd be higher up if you didn't give me the Super Mario Bros. treatment on Baseball.)
- 58. Ian (He reminds me of Steve in probably about 25 years, due to them having the same hair color, skin color, favorite color, wrinkles... and I don't like it one bit. I hate it, actually. He looks great in Black Armor though. And his taste in females in Swordplay Showdown is Godlike. Don't like his Basketball team though.)
- 57. Hayley (Girl, your mouth's so big that it literally looks like you don't have a jawline. Only reason I started to like you is because you are one of the forgotten Miis. I doubt people are going to know right away who you are if I showed a pictured of you to them. Plus, a Youtuber I hate hates her. Not talking about it.)
- 56. Kathrin (Her design looks nice, she looks cool in Black Armor and she is an actual challenge in Baseball. The color White fits her too. The reason she's not higher up is because she kinda looks like a female version of Michael, and you know how I feel about Michael.)
- 55. Sandra (She's alright... I dunno about those dotted eyebrows, but still. Plus, for being an Anti-PRO, she's quite good.)
- 54. Silke (OOOH boy, do you look absurd with those lip- oh wait... I see why they gave you big lips now. You are quite a fashionista.)
- 53. Nick (2nd best in Baseball. Plus, he's basically a male version of Miyu... :( )
- 52. Hiroshi (Dem Lips Tho! How much Botox did you inject onto your lips, my guy?! Only reason I started to like you is the same reason I started to like Hayley. Plus, a Youtuber I hate hates him. Let's not discuss this topic.)
- 51. George (I imagine him being a passive and easygoing farmer, just trying to make everyone happy. I would like it if Celeste didn't associate him with Matt. Leave George alone! Nintendo managed to make him play Basketball with Fritz and Matt, two of the worst CPU Miis! At least he also plays with Chika, so Nintendo wasn't too hard on him.)
- 50. Yoshi (Gentle old lady. You have trained Lucía well. Her Basketball team is also kinda good. She has Midori, best Expert Mii, and... Steve... Ew. Forget about him. Let's just act like he doesn't exist... He WILL stop existing if he catches my balls in Baseball again.)
- 49. Víctor (I like his design and that his favorite color is red, but... Explain to me why he plays Tennis with Takumi and has Emily on his Baseball team. Another thing I like about him is that he looks like my uncle.)
- 48. Abe (Looks good in Black Armor and is a really great challenge in most sports... And he looks so freaking sad. I don't like to see someone sad... Unless it's someone I hate, in which case, I end up feeling pure joy... A sad and depressed Steph is a joyful moment in my life... Are you OK, Abe? Do you need therapy or something?)
- 47. Sota (He looks cool and plays cool! Plus, he's basically a Male version of Ai, but I spent more time with Ai than I did with him, so he's still quite an Enigma to me.)
- 46. Jessie (Quite a pleasing face to look at... Just like every blonde in Wii Sports and Wii Sports Resort, excluding Tyrone and Fritz, because they are jerks, I feel stress free and at ease when I see her.)
- 45. Hiromi (I like that deadpan stare, but I don't like that she looks like a low budget version of Tomoko.)
- 44. Ashley (She's a great challenge in Basketball and has a really good design, but those glasses don't fit her at all.)
- 43. Julie (Or as I like to call her, "The Menace of Table Tennis". People hate her because of her Watermelon lips, but trust me, there is WAY worse. Have you even seen the girls on Instagram? They have lips as big as a freaking purse.)
- 42. Pierre (Challenging Frenchman. Apparently there's a guy named "Kung Pierre" that was a total annoyance in this Wiki, but I don't know no "Kung Pierre." Sounds like a type of beer.)
- 41. Rachel (Quite the pleasing face to look at. Something about the blondes in Wii Sports Resort puts me at ease... Except Tyrone and Fritz. Celestia, or Celeste, as she likes to be called, gets reminded of a spoiled brat whenever she sees her, but I just don't see it... To me, she looks like a biker. She has that jock aura on her.)
- 40. Nelly (For an old lady, she can surely throw you to the ground. "Don't judge a book by it's cover" is what they always say.)
- 39. Chika (She's mostly fun to play with and she looks like a bird. Take to the skies, Chika!)
- 38. Megan (Poor Megan... What has Nintendo done to you?)
- 37. Shouta (He looks like he could be a Nintendo CEO. I look at him, and I feel like he's going to talk to me about the next Mario game.)
- 36. Shinnosuke (A.K.A., The only person on Earth that can pull off a bowlcut. I like how his Baseball team is the last one to not have a Mii from the Champion's team.)
- 35. Mia (Looks to be the tropical kind of girl... In my opinion, anyway.)
- 34. Sarah (Same with Rin, but God Almighty, is she an awesome boss!)
- 33. Fumiko (You know that view that Unknown Channel has of Sara? I have that same view when it comes to Fumiko. I have the same view Unknown Channel has of Sara too, BTW.)
- 32. Naomi (There's just something about Naomi I seem to like, but I don't know what it is.)
- 31. Jackie (She looks cool and she's a real challenge in Swordplay... Unlike Patrick. Do NOT associate her with "Kung Jackie" or whatever it was. I don't want her ruined. OK?)
- 30. Keiko (How can you not love that happy glare she has? She'd be good at Archery if CPU Miis were involved in it. Keiko, the champion of Archery.)
- 29. Vincenzo (If it weren't for this guy, Cycling would've been an annoyance for me. Thanks Vince!)
- 28. Eva (Same with Susana. She would've been a better Basketball champion than Tommy was. She's the only Mii on the Basketball Champion's team that I like, the others being straight annoyances. Her Basketball Teammates are PURE GARBAGE.)
- 27. Susana (I like her design, I like that her favorite color is Black, I like that she's a real challenge in Basketball... I just like her a lot to be honest.)
- 26. Gabi (You be looking smug as ever, Gabs. She looks great in Black Armor and she looks so fashionable with that eye shadow. You go, girl! I like to imagine that she and Alisha are sisters.)
- 25. Mike (He looks like a Conquistador.)
- 24. Ryan (Stop Ryan Abuse. Stop Ryan Abuse.)
- 23. Takashi (Very Unique. I like to call him Donald Duck at times because of those lips. He looks AWESOME in Black Armor too.)
- 22. Miguel (What a helpful man. Thank you, Miguel, for everything you have done for me in Wii Sports Resort.)
- 21. Gwen (Look at this photograph. Everytime I look at it, it makes me laugh.)
- 20. Asami (She looks traumatized... I like it. I also love that she's the Boss in Cliffs in Swordplay Showdown. Better than that German Edgelord in the reverse version... Ugh. She'd be a great champion for Frisbee.)
- 19. Tomoko (She looks cool in Black Armor, and she's smug... I like it. The color Brown fits her too.)
- 18. Ai (She looks cool and plays cool. That's all I'll say. Artificial Intelligence to the MAX!)
- 17. Helen (Challenge in Basketball, annoyance in Baseball (Only on her personal team. On Sakura's team though, she only catches the ball because of Sakura's trash pitching combined with my IQ of a Klondike Bar. Same with Miyu, except Miyu wasn't annoying in her personal team. It was mostly Takumi making me want to end it all. Most balls went to the outfield and were caught by him, and ONLY him). She looks cool too.)
- 16. Marisa (ANGRY! VERY ANGRY INDEED! Her goofy looks honestly make her look like she wants to be left alone. I love it so much. She looks very cool in Black Armor too, but I think the Bulky Armor that Barbara had would've fit even more to her looks. This is one of those rare ocassions where I like the boss from both the normal stage (Beach) and the reversed stage (Beach Reversed). Now, let's mention the fact that she's now Poofesure's girlfriend... WTF, No! Now I'm scared as to what Keinan's gonna do with this mess.)
- 15. Holly (Really Unique. She looks incredibly smug too. Plus, she's a blonde, and if you don't know why I like the blondes from Wii Sports Resort (Excluding Tyrone and Fritz) up to this point... What have you been doing when reading all this?)
- 14. Gabriele (Epic Italian Man. He would've been a better Swordplay Champion and Final Boss than Matt was. Nice choice making him the boss in the Volcano stage, Nintendo. It really fits him. That's the exact reason why I imagine him being really violent and strict.)
- 13. Giovanna (How do people not like her? She's unique and real fun to play with sometimes. Plus, she's a redhead! UwU)
- 12. Emma (I like that hair bun and that pink lipstick she has. Her name is very common in France, and I do like the French, but Stéphanie's the better Dark Skinned Blonde. She actually caught me off guard in Spring Ringers from Wii Party. She just kept making long shots and it almost always got to the flower she was aiming for. She must be a legend in Ring Toss.)
- 11. Stéphanie (She's Blonde, Her name is French, and that goofy face... If there were any sports in Wii Sports that involved running, she'd be the champion in those for sure. I just picture her to be an expert runner. The Usain Bolt of Wuhu Island. She's also my golden girl when it comes to Globe Trot against Master Miis. I think this girl is actually the most forgotten.)
- 10. Hiromasa (That goofy grin and those red glasses. I love him! =D Good choice for a boss in Swordplay Showdown. I'll tell you who wasn't a good choice for a Boss... Fritz.)
- 9. Akira (Best Male Table Tennis Player. I also like his design. The color brown fits him too. Kinda sucks that he only appeared in 1 heart armor in all of Swordplay Showdown. What I would give to see him in Black Armor. For some reason, I pair him with Midori. He got Master Difficulty too, which suits him. He didn't get an improvement in Wii Sports Resort for nothing.)
- 8. Misaki (Looks to be the most distiguished, formal and intelligent Mii of them all. I love people who are smart and fancy, so how can I say no? I also like that she improved in Wii Sports Resort.)
- 7. Marco (Fat and Jolly. Who wouldn't like that in a man? I also like that he's the Boss in Waterfall in Swordplay Showdown. Better than the Boss in the reverse version of the stage... Screw Steph.)
- 6. Eddy (Best WSR Boy. Design is awesome and he's a real challenge in Swordplay too. He looks SO AMAZING in Purple Armor too.)
- 5. Midori (Nintendo really punched this girl in the stomach in Cycling. She was so close to being PRO... That's one of the reasons why I don't like David that much. She's a real challenge in the sports she's good at, and her design is quite nice. Kinda reminds me of a really energetic girl you'd see on the streets with her family most of the time. If she was in Wii Sports to begin with and didn't debut in Wii Sports Resort, she would've been a better Tennis teammate for Miyu. The Pigtailed Prodigies or... something like that. Anything to get Matt off of Miyu's backside. I'm actually getting tired of people going ahead and saying "She looks like Miyu." Miyu looks Latino and Midori looks either Dutch or Irish. I like that she plays with Yoshi, but I hate that she plays with Steve in Yoshi's team. Steve is a literal jerk.)
- 4. Haru (Protect her. UwU. I dunno how, but Nintendo managed to make a girl that looks like she's 5 years old look really intimidating in Black Armor... I love it.)
- 3. Alisha (This poor girl got the short end of the stick, just like Miyu did, being a PRO in only one sport, and being called either boring or annoying. You didn't deserve this, you lovable son of a gun. Fritz freaking ROBBED this poor woman of recognition in Cycling. Poor Alisha. I like to imagine, if Badminton was in Wii Sports, she'd be the champion in that for sure, along with Gabi. The Fashionista Sistas! I guessing that 86% of people on this wiki hate her...)
- 1. Lucía (Ok, so, apperently people think she's evil and/or unfair because of her preformance as the Table Tennis champion, but really, she's just competitive. Being competitive does not mean you're evil. At least be happy for her improvement from Wii Sports to Wii Sports Resort. #Lucía, all the way! Better than Matt. She also looks AWESOME in Black Armor. Thing is, she appeared as a Black Armor in the same stage Miyu was a Black Armor. That is just pure greatness on it's own for me. Gotta say, Ian has good taste in women. Her Basketball team is kinda good too. She has Asami, one of the most adorable Miis I've seen, and... Fritz... BUT FORGET HIM! I'm here for the Good Miis, not the Terrible, Disgraceful ones like Fritz. For some reason, I imagine her being German. I am getting the feeling I'm gonna be the only one who loves this Mii in just a few weeks.)
- Also 1. Miyu (I explained as much as I could in the Questions and Answers section of this profile. I don't need to say more... You poor girl, Miyu. AND CAN WE STOP COMPARING HER TO DORA, FOR GOD SAKE?!)
How I rate the Miis from the Wii U
HELL ON EARTH ITSELF!
- 111. Marie (I like redheads as much as the next person, but Jesus Christ, is she boring as heck. Also screwed me and Claudia over by running straight to Leonel in Operation: Sandbox. She also cannot give me a BREAK AT ALL IN ANY OF THE MINIGAMES! AND SHE KEEPS RUINING BASEBALL GAMES FOR ME! MARIE, GET A LIFE!)
WHY DO YOU EVEN EXIST?!
- 110. Delilah (A.K.A. Steph 2.0. Now comes with more ways to become a horrid annoyance. FREAKING BASEBALL!!! ARGH!!! DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO, YOU DINGUS!? Stop catching the Ball so many times! You are FAT! HOW DO YOU RUN TOWARDS THE BALL SO QUICKLY IF YOU ARE OBESE?! FAT PEOPLE RUN AT THE SAME SPEED AS A FREAKING TURTLE WHEN IT WALKS! She's freaking annoying in Highway Rollers, Mii Fashion Plaza and a literal FAT & BORING hurdle on my way in The Balldozer. Oh, and don't get me started on Team Building. I was getting used to the game at the time, but JESUS CHRIST, DID SHE SHOW NO PITY! What makes it worse is that she won that. SHE GOT FIRST IN THAT MESS!)
- 109. Shu-Hui (Baseball... Basically Maria 2.0 over here. I lost to Akira and Donna because of her and her fat duck lips in Bating. Also in the Outfield. QUACK and WACK! She is basically Abby, but WAY worse. If I were to count the amount of times she caught the bloody ball, the number would get to double digits in an instant. I hate this woman.)
- 108. Zi-Kai (Thanks, Mr. Mario 28 and Kiddo... Ugh! The guy is as bland and boring as Alphonse is too. Why the HECK do you play Tennis with Susie?! She doesn't deserve someone like YOU! UGH!)
- 107. Matt (If I were to list the reasons on why I absolutely loathe you, we'd be here all year. This guy is just as bad as the other Matt. UGH! How do people even LOVE this guy?!)
- 106. Hiromi (Those lips are a big No-No, my dear. Julie and Shouta are the only ones that can look good with big lips. You just look like you overdosed on Botox... A Lot! EW.)
- 105. Anna (The other Anna is obviously better than this batting annoyance. FORGET WHAT I SAID ABOUT HER DESIGN! I DON'T LIKE IT ANYMORE! Upon futher research, I found out that she looks like an old Hiromi.)
- 104. Yuehua (You're either a Yunyun Ripoff or you're related to her. I'm going with... Ripoff of Yunyun.)
- 103. Bruce (Freaking Baseball. Is Takumi your mentor, Bruce? He has to be! How else would you be an annoying jerk?! Also, I don't like that he looks like a bootleg version of Bernd. Bernd is better than you, Bruce!)
- 102. João (I always thought Brazil was annoying as heck, what with the "GOOOOOOL!" and the over exaggerated hype in Sports, the "Come to Brazil" stuff and all that. The internet gave me a bad image of Brazil is what I'm trying to say. Plus, this guy's annoying in Baseball.)
- 101. Jeff (Ripoff of Joseph.)
- 100. Joost (Ripoff of Pavel. Pavel is WAY better than this wannabe. A real annoyance in Wii Party U as well.)
- 99. Alphonse (He's just a bland, boring and unimportant version of Rainer.)
- 98. Xiaojian (Dumb hairdo and annoying as one can be. 1. Only Shinnosuke can look good in a bowlcut, so don't try to copy him, and 2. Don't be an unfair annoyance!)
- 97. Ricardo (Nope. No No No No No. Absolutely nothing I like about this kid. Dumb hairdo, looks high on drugs... He's annoying as one can be too. Get your baked off face outta my sight, you annoying dumbtree.)
- 96. Paula (Spoiled BRAT! Haruka should've been at Expert, not you.)
- 95. Barbara (Used to like her. Now I don't because of a blonde perverted man ruining her. Another thing is that she kept sabotaging me in Balloon Boppers.)
- 94. José (I usually don't focus on looks, unless they are HORRIBLY absurd, like Hiromi's Botox lips, but SWEET JESUS ON A STICK, ARE YOU FRIGHTENING!)
- 93. Hyun-woo (Ripoff of Cheng-Han. Cheng-Han is WAY better than this wannabe.)
- 92. Dunbar (No... Just No... Why do you even... How do you look like a 5 year old spoiled brat and a 45 year old midget pedo at the same time?)
- 91. Hee-joon (Ok, first off, WHAT IS THAT NAME?! Second, I know Boxing is not his forté, but GOD, is he annoying. He also looks completely abnormal. Look at those lips. Look at his cheeks! His cheeks don't even exist. Look at those.)
- 90. Maximillian (I'm gonna pull a Celeste here and say that that name is WAY too freaking long for someone like him. I also don't like that he looks like both a male and a female at the same time. How is that even possible?!)
- 89. Giulia (...Questionable. Seriously, she looks like a Marshmellow with chocolate on top of it while being held by a toothpick.)
- 88. Mónica (Same with Giulia, except she doesn't look like a Marshmellow covered in chocolate on a toothpick. She looks like a literal hashbrown.)
- 87. Carlo (Same with Giulia and Mónica, but he isn't THAT weird, considering he's old. The other two mentioned lok like food. Monicá looks like a hashbrown and Giulia looks like a marshmellow.)
- 86. Xue-Ren (I like that he looks like he's traumatized, but this guy is HORRIBLY overpowered in Wii Sports Club. If they make a Wii Sports for the Switch, they need to tone him down a bit.)
- 85. Jesús (This man's appearance in Wii Sports Club and Wii Party U confuses me a tiny bit so... I honestly have no clue what to think. I mean, he's only good in one sport and semi-mediocre in the others, yet he's a Expert. Going by that logic, Miyu and Miguel should've been Expert Miis too, but nope. Nintendo does not make ANY sense.)
- 84. Sho
- 83. Xiuping
- 82. Mi-sun (I honestly dunno what to think about this woman. On one hand, I like her, but on the other... Eh.)
- Pian-Pian (Her name sounds like a cat meowing.)
- Guillermo (He looks like a total punk that just loves to rides motorcycles. I should know. One of my brothers looks kinda like him.)
- Haixiang (Only reason I like him is because he looks like a male Haru.)
- Bowen (For an old man, he can stomp you to the ground so quick. This guy is probably Nelly's teacher. A strong old man teaching an old lady how to be strong. Wow.)
- Pedro (Only reason I like him is because he looks like a male Marit.)
- Bernardo (Gentle old man.)
- Adrien (He's... Interesting... to say the least.)
- Erick (Even though I like him a lot for being only a Baseball Teammate but still getting Advanced difficulty on Wii Party U, Merrick's a WHOLE lot better than him.)
- Masako (Small and Goofy Grandma.)
- Yuriko (She reminds me of Chika a little bit.)
- Mitsu (Gentle old lady, just like Yoshi.)
- Joana (Same with Mitsu.)
- Claudia (CHALLENGE! How astonishing can a woman be in Sports? This girl's the answer.)
- Dylan (The Takashi of Wii Sports Club. Really Unique.)
- Olga (I don't like that she's basically a Miyu clone in Tennis, but other than that, she's fine in my books.)
- Sophia (She looks like a younger version of Anne.)
- Anne (She looks kinda like a sophisticated English Teacher. That and her hairstyle's kinda cute. I was adding her to my Tomodachi Life game, and she literally crashed it. I scanned the QR Code, and the second she popped up, my game crashed. It was so freaking funny.)
- Sara (She looks like she'd enjoy the summer sun and the sandy beach. She also kinda looks like a brighter version of Mia. I wonder if that comment is gonna annoy Unknown Channel a little bit. I basically just called Sara "Light Mode Mia.")
- Akira (I preffer the other Akira, but this one's cool too, I guess.)
- Mark (Is there anyone in here that even likes this guy? Other than me, of course. He looks to be the smart and independent type of person, and you know very well I like people who are smart. He's also a CHALLENGE! in most sports.)
- Merrick (Unlike Fritz, this guy is actually lovable, what with that unique goofy look on his face, how joyful he looks... He's awesome. He's exactly what Fritz should've been. I feel bad that he's an Anti-Pro and that he's mediocre in most sports. He got the Megan treatment!)
- Eduardo (Better than the WSR Eduardo, because 1. He doesn't look like a pedo and 2. He looks so freaking happy and I love it. Quite a challenge too. The color Black fits him as well. He kinda looks like an explorer. Unlike the other Eduardo, this Eduardo deserved to be in Expert. The other one deserved to be in Beginner.)
- Daisuke (Exact same reason I why adore Eduardo. Just replace "Expert" with "Master" and you're good to go.)
- Yuya (Sucks that he didn't appear in Boxing, but Joana, an old lady that looks diabetic managed to get in there. He reminds me of Eddy a little bit, him being the only Master Mii in Wii Party U that had a beard and ONLY a beard.)
- Jin-ah (This Mii makes being blank and bland actually look good. Dunno how, but she managed to do it.)
- Victor (He looks like Trevor from GTA.)
- Cheng-Han (He looks like a little plushie toy. I just wanna squeeze his cheeks... The ones on the face, I mean, you dirty minded freaks.)
- David (I like how goofy he looks. Better than the other David. I actually feel bad that he's good in Baseball, but became a Beginner Mii. Basically what Miyu went through. He deserved at least Standard or Advanced.)
- Irina (Same with Juliette, but she's Russian so... Frick. At least the flags have the same colors, so that's something.)
- 38. Araceli (Redhead. UWU)
- 37. Alice (NO, I don't like her because she looks cute or because she's the champion of Tennis. I like her because of her being an CHALLENGE!, Boxing being the only exception.)
- 36. Kaori (That grin unsettles me, but she's quite charming to me.)
- 35. Kentaro (Gentle old man. Better than the other Kentaro, who REALLY needs to shave off that beard or at least keep the mustache only. Also, the guy can knit a scarf like there's no tomorrow. The video they show on Close Knit when on the rules section of the minigame has him knitting a literal monument of yarn.)
- 34. Xiao-Tong (She reminds me of Keiko a little bit. She plays Tennis with Pavel too. WOW!)
- 33. Juliette (She reminds me of Léonie a little bit. They are both French so...)
- 32. Marius
- 31. Yunyun (I would like some funyun rings, Yunyun. Seriously tho, she was an OK teammate in Baseball and, when I actually played Beginner, she was actually fun. She looks like a plush toy too.)
- 30. Faustine (She reminds me of Haru a little bit. I imagine her being her sister.)
- 29. Cristina (She's a lovely lady. I feel all warm inside whenever I see her. I guess she calms me down.)
- 28. Clara (She reminds me of Elisa a little bit.)
- 27. Patricia (I love that hairstyle and her eyes. She's cool. I also love her name and that she's a PRO in all sports. I dunno why she got Advanced difficulty in Wii Party U. She deserved more than THAT, Nintendo!)
- 26. Skip (I love his name. Thanks to that, I just imagine him being the Captain of a really strict pirate crew! I also love that he's an Expert in Wii Party U.)
- 25. André (He looks like a doctor from a St. Judes hospital.)
- 24. Ivo (You can tell this guy is living life with utter joy. Look at that grin he has! I also like his design. Reminds me of an old hillbilly. This guy actually looks like he's just playing Sports for fun and doesn't even mind being a Beginner Mii in Wii Party U. It's not everyday a Mii looks really happy even with the angry eyebrows that Lucía and Donna have.)
- 23. Donna (Nintendo made this girl waste her potential when it came to parties. This is the same thing that happened to Nelly! How are you going to make an italian girl be a PRO in sports, but make her lose every inch of potential she had when it comes to ranking her in Wii Party U? Wow, Nintendo.)
- 22. Gerald (There's just something about this elderly man that I like, but I don't know what it is.)
- 21. Joseph (Same with Gerald.)
- 20. Rui
- 19. Pit (The BETTER Boxing Champ IMO. He's more of a challenge and less of the annoyance that Matt was. His boxing gloves are Aesthetic... I love how they look. Makes him look more like a menace.)
- 18. Na-rae (REAL FREAKING CHALLENGE! Her skill level IS a copy of Nelly's, but she's really fun to play against.)
- 17. Maria (If you tell me the Maria from Wii Sports is better than this one, you're wrong... On SO many levels. She looks like she's from Portugal. She is portuguese, so...)
- 16. Laura
- 15. Steven (He has that smug look on his face like: I see what you doing right there. He's so lovable. He looks like he could be a Champion in Bowling. He managed to get Expert difficulty in Wii Party U when he was just a Baseball teammate in Wii Sports Club. I love him for that too.)
- 14. Enrique (BATTER UP! I like this guy more than I like Sakura, mainly because he's an actual challenge while Sakura and her outfielders (Except Pierre) end up being the most tedious living beings on Earth.)
- 13. John (He reminds me of both John Wick and Jack Black. Plus, there was this one time in Wii Party U, in Highway Rollers, where the guy kept getting high numbers no matter what place he got. That honestly made me laugh a lot.)
- 12. Bo-Jia (Master Mii in Wii Party U, but just a plain Baseball teammate in Wii Sports Club. Quite an Enigma, if you ask me... I love it. He looks like he could be Miyu's dad. I mean, look at the two of 'em!)
- 11. Bernd (He be German. I like Germany. I also like that he looks like a hard working dad. People are gonna hate me for this, but I like Bernd more than I like Anne and Marit. Pretty obvious now that he's in a higher category than them.)
- 10. Susie (smol gurl. Real fun to play with in both Wii Sports Club and Wii Party U too.)
- 9. Chris (Better than the other Chris for sure. Unlike the WS Chris, this one doesn't screw me over in Tennis. He's actually quite helpful. Tennis teammate, Baseball teammate... I love him so much.)
- 8. Se-young (For an Anti-PRO, she can surely give you a big enough challenge.)
- 7. Rie (There's like a ton of things I like about this girl. Believe it or not, she was actually my most favorite before I found out about the ones ranked above her.)
- 6. Frank (Smug and British old man. I like that haistyle too. It fits him better than it does to Takumi, A.K.A., the annoying version of Babe Ruth.)
- 5. Haruka (Looks to be the smart and nerdy type. I love it! She did not deserve Beginner. She derserved like Standard or Advanced. You're telling me Paula can participate in nothing but Baseball and end up being an Expert Mii, but Haruka ends up doing the same and ends up becoming a Beginner? Wow Nintendo... Just Wow.)
- 4. Mizuho (Freaking smug brunette.)
- 3. Léonie (Such a lovable old lady. She's a PRO in every sport (Except Boxing, in which I think is absurd. We can have Joana, an elder who looks like she's in terrible health condition, play Boxing, but we can't have Léonie, an elder that looks to be in perfect health, stepping on the ring.) and she's French. Mostly everyone hates her because of her being old, in which I think is REALLY dumb. Respect your elders, kids. Everyone leave her alone! She's just a lovely French old lady. Let her live her life!)
- 2. William (Really helpful in Baseball and a large challenge in Wii Party U. He was actually close to winning against me one time in Team Building. God almighty, is he something.)
- 1. Pavel (I LOVE HIM SO MUCH! Quite a challenge in most sports, really fun to play with... He's the BEST. He didn't deserve Expert in Wii Party U. He deserved Master. I also love that he's a Staff Ghost in Mario Kart 8/8 Deluxe and that he's Russian. FOR THE MOTHERLAND! I managed to pair him up with Miyu in my Tomodachi Life game, and oh boy, do I love it. My two most favorite Miis in a relationship. WHAT ARE THE ODDS?!)
My opinion on the Swordplay Showdown Bosses
- Cole - Even if he is the first boss, why the everloving heck is he so defensive?! He takes almost 5 minutes to stop blocking and attack. Not a very good moveset for a boss.
- Gabi - Unlike Cole, this girl is WAY more aggressive and attacks quicker. Serves for an actual challenge.
- Miguel - Pelvis Sword. At least he attacks quick enough to make up for his mediocre defense. Not a very good moveset though...
- Alisha - You let this woman touch you with her sword, she'll knock you into next week! I only just found out that she attacks TWICE when you let her hit you. Really nice moveset for a boss.
- Hiromasa - Same with Gabi.
- Sarah - For some reason, her being defensive makes sense. Cole being defensive does not make any sense at all. He's the first boss, for crying out loud. Some bosses should be defensive the more stages you go through.
- Marco - Same with Sarah.
- Asami - Same with Marco and Sarah.
- Anna - Very defensive, but the minute she hits you, she hits you a second time... How unique.
- Gabriele - He does not hold back at all. All three swings, just flying at you without delay. He's really violent and aggressive. Awesome moveset for the guy.
- Tomoko - Same with Gabriele.
- Takashi - Attacks, then stops for a second, then attacks again. My god, is this guy something good. He is like "I gotta make sure I don't set myself up for something here". I love it.
- Marisa - She's so random. First, she attacks quickly. Then, she takes her time to attack again. It's like she's plotting something.
- Ian - Same with Marisa, but Marisa makes it look good. Ian just makes it look dull. At least he has good taste in girls (Lucía and Miyu).
- Barbara - Same with Marisa and Ian, but this woman makes it look a bit annoying. Ai yai yai, Barbara.
- Shinta - At this point, the "attack quickly and then take some time to attack again" just makes me mad. How annoying can you be, box head?
- Steph - ...Why the same thing five times in a row. Marisa is the only one that made it look good. Why copy her, Steph? Why?
- Fritz - I wanted to jump off a cliff myself while fighting him. I lose focus for one second, and he is just on me. Why the heck does he defend himself after failing to attack?! It would make more sense to have Yoko do that, her being the second to final boss. He was literally just an annoying hurdle on my path.
- Yoko - Same with Tomoko and Gabriele, but she's a tad bit too strong IMHO.
- Matt - Roses are red, my favorite color is also red. This guy is stupidly annoying and is better off dead.
I'd say my Favorites have to be Gabriele, Marco, Alisha and Hiromasa while my Least Favorites are Fritz and Shinta.
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Favorite to Least Favorite Wii Party game modes
- 1. Spin-Off (Creative in its own way. I love it.)
- 2. Friend Connection (It literally just made me make Miyu X Lucía into a real thing without even knowing it.)
- 3. Match-up (Again, creative.)
- 4. Balance Boat (Creative.)
- 5. Globe Trot (WAY too complicated, but eh, guess it's good.)
- 6. Swap Meet (See Globe Trot.)
- 7. Animal Tracker (So confusing.)
- 8. Buddy Quiz (Why up to 3 human players? I JUST WANNA PLAY!)
- 9. Hide 'n Hunt (Boring.)
- 10. Solo (Mostly because of Expert Level.)
- 11. Word Bomb (WTH were they thinking with this?)
- 12. Time Bomb (See Word Bomb.)
- 13. Board Game Island (Sakura sucked the fun out of it 'cus she always got SO LUCKY when she appeared as an opponent in this!)
Wii Party/Wii Party U Minigames
- Chop Chops (All-Time Favorite)
- Zombie Tag (2nd Favorite)
- Can't Catch Me (Joana got me working up a sweat.)
- Chin-up Champ (God almighty, it is something godly. I love it.)
- Fruit or Scare (Funny to see Marius get surprised. He he...)
- Apple Scramble (Focus real hard and you'd be getting a good run.)
- Delivery Duel (Reminds me of Mario Kart.)
- ALL THE LUCK BASED ONES!
- Moon Landing (FREAKING METEORS!)
- Saucer Snap (HOW DO YOU BEAT MASTER DIFFICULTY ON THIS?!)
- Pogo Battle (God, it's so hard to aim correctly at your opponents. Hiromi, you get out alive this time.)
- Balloon Boppers (THANKS A LOT, YUEHUA!)
- Banana Blockade (Took me so long to finally get to the final level. Miyu and Lucía can finally take a rest.)
- Poserobics (Greg... you're a nightmare.)
- Recipe Recall (TOO MUCH TO REMEMBER!)
- Balanced Diet (Too Complicated!)
How I rate the Miis that haven't appeared in Wii Sports/Wii Party (Favorites to Least Favorites)
- 1. Marsha - Best Wii Music Girl. I love her so much! A 10/10 for me! (And no. It's not because she looks like Lucía)
- 2. Donna - Seems pretty lovable. I'd say she's equal to the other Donna for me.
- 3. Naoko - Same with Donna. If she was in Wii Party, she would be an Advanced Mii.
- 4. John - Looks like Ryan.
- 5. Suzanne - Same with Naoko and Donna. Kathrin's twin as well, And I have grown very fond of Kathrin.
- 6. Mia - The other Mia's better, but this one's cool too, I guess.
- 7. Ray - Eh... I guess he's OK.
- 8. Michael Tutori - See Ray.
- 9. Cory - See, the thing is, I used to like him, but then the lewd crap about Lucía was posted, now he's on Slightly Dislike.
- 10. Don - Michael's twin, and I absolutely HATE Michael a lot.
- 11. Naz -He looks WAY too similar to Sakura, and I do not like Sakura AT ALL.
- 12. Ross - He is literally just a dumb child remake of Saburo. Severely lazy if you ask me.
Least to Most Favorite Sports
- Baseball (Sakura, Takumi, Steve, Shu-hui, João and Anna ruined it for me.)
- Boxing (The Mii I'm playing as just doesn't wanna throw punches sometimes.)
- Basketball (Tommy and his KANGAROO HOPS!)
- Tennis (Mainly because of Abby.)
- Golf (Basically Marie if she was a sport.)
- Bowling (WHY IS IT SO HARD TO GET A PERFECT GAME?!)
- Power Crusing (So hard to control!)
- Wakeboarding (So freaking tedious to avoid the obstacles.)
- Archery (I, for the life of me, cannot get the stupid hidden targets!)
- Frisbee (What the HECK do you mean the dog can't catch that? It's close to the bloody target.)
- Canoeing (Mike... the amount of power you could have had on the palm on your hand...)
- Air Sports (GWEN AND MIGUEL! YAY! :D)
- Cycling (Alisha... you poor thing... :()
- Swordplay (Good to know some of the Miis I like became Bosses but... Why Fritz tho?! >:()
- Table Tennis (Greg... yeah, not really feeling it. Lucía tho... she good!)
Miis I have on Tomodachi Life
Note: I got this idea from KingFire4IcePowerAAA
Wii Sports/Wii Sports Resort:
- Miyu (Currently married to Pavel)
- Marisa (Currently married to Gabriele)
- Sakura (Currently married to Jianjun)
- George (Currently married to Maria)
- Haru (Currently in a relationship with Haixiang)
- Eddy (Currently in a relationship with Haruka)
- Akira (Currently married to Midori)
- Rachel (Currently in a relationship with Pit)
- Misaki (Currently married to Erick)
- Sota (Currently married to Laura)
- Holly (Currently married to Vincenzo)
- Emma (Currently in a relationship with Joseph)
- Shinnosuke (Currently married to Susana)
- Keiko (Currently in a relationship with Sho)
- Nick (Currently married to Jin-ah)
- Hayley (Currently married to Steven)
- Vincenzo (Currently married to Holly)
- Eva (Currently married to Guillermo)
- Giovanna (Currently married to Massimo)
- Midori (Currently married to Akira)
- Stéphanie (Currently married to Hiromasa)
- Hiromasa (Currently married to Stéphanie)
- Gabriele (Currently married to Marisa)
- Susana (Currently married to Shinnosuke)
Wii Sports Club:
- Pavel (Currently married to Miyu)
- Frank (Currently married to Léonie)
- Guillermo (Currently married to Eva)
- Léonie (Currently married to Frank)
- Steven (Currently married to Hayley)
- Jianjun (Currently married to Sakura)
- Massimo (Currently married to Giovanna)
- Jin-ah (Currently married to Nick)
- John (Currently married to Elena)
- Erick (Currently married to Misaki)
- Elena (Currently married to John)
- Joseph (Currently in a relationship with Emma)
- Laura (Currently married to Sota)
- Pit (Currently in a relationship with Rachel)
- Maria (Currently married to George)
- Haruka (Currently in a relationship with Eddy)
- Sho (Currently in a relationship with Keiko)
- Haixiang (Currently in a relationship with Haru)
- Harper (Miyu and Pavel's daughter)
- Nathan (Laura and Sota's son)
- Jordan (Léonie and Frank's son)
- Emily (Stéphanie and Hiromasa's daughter)