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Favorite Miis

Very ugly

Gabriele, Siobhan, Marisa, Chika, Julie, Rainer, Ian,

Ugly

Hayley, Hiroshi (big mouth), Hiromasa (creep), Takashi (Those lips), Holly (Eye rotation), Abe (Low mouth), Sota (those eyebrows), Megan,

Somewhat ugly

Helen, Shouta, Sota, Fritz, Asami, Greg, Silke, Kentaro, Stephanie,

Okay

Matt, Barbara, Steve, Daisuke, Shinnosuke, Keiko, Ai, Abby, Martin, Alex, Giovanna, Emily, Mike, James, Luca

Somewhat beautiful

Cole, Oscar, Maria, Nelly, Pablo, Victor, Rainer, George, Mia, Eva, Tomoko, Ryan, Saburo, Naomi, Elisa, Eddy, Eduardo, Chris, Emma, Akira, Anna,

Beautiful

Hiromi, Rin, Ren, Ursula, Vincenzo, Yoshi, Misaki, Sakura, Rachel, Kathrin, Anna, Sarah, Tommy, Luca, Shinta,

Very Beautiful

Shohei, Miguel, Midori, Miyu, Tommy, Tyrone, Lucia, Alisha, Gabi, Marco, Yoko,

Greatest accomplishments

  • Developed a Tennis story
  • Developed a Table Tennis story
  • Became Pro (Thanks Unknown Channel)
  • Developed Pronunciation Guides for several miis

Tennis story

Hiroshi and Pierre enters the room: "Listen up, Elisa. get your ass over here!"

Elisa: "No."

Hiroshi: "You better do it or I will beat you in Tennis!"

Elisa: "Get out you skroob!!!"

Hiroshi: "try me Elisa."

ELisa: "Hahah 1v2 me then Idioshi!"

Hiroshi: *stands in shock* "TRY ME"

Elisa: *walks up to Hiroshi's face* "Boi imma slap dat hairdo off yo ugly head!"

Pierre: "Hold up Elisa, don't disturb the peace."

Elisa: "Shut up, afro head!"

Pierre: "OK LETS GO I'M READY TO SMACK YOU IN THE HEAD WITH THE TENNIS BALL!!!!"

Elisa: "BRING IT ON TRASH HEADS!!"

Pierre and Hiroshi: *beats Elisa in Tennis and snatches her wig off* "HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT"

Elisa: "Ok just you wait and see. I'll invite Alice and Barbara to the party"


Pierre: "Alice and whom? An old lady? how can an old lady play tennis, huh?"


Elisa: "Barbara isnt old. She might be younger than you, pierre."


  • Alice and Barbara enter the Court*
  • Hiroshi and Pierre look confused at the two*

Hiroshi: *Turns to Alice* "Are you Barbara" *He looks nervous*

Alice: "No, im Alice. Nice to meet you."

Hiroshi: "Can you come off the court with me i need some help."

Alice: "Sure."

  • *Hiroshi and Alice lie just outside the court*

Hiroshi to Alice: "Can you help us defeat Barbara in Tennis please? Elisa tried be but we won against her. What do you say, Alice?"

Alice to Hiroshi: "I don't want to betray my sister, but im also extremely kind and generous. Oh all right, I'll say yes."

Elisa: *Has a 'i want to talk to the manager' hair cut* "What are you two doing out here? GET TO THE TENNIS COURT AND SLAP THEIR WEAVES OFF!"

Alice and Hiroshi to Elisa: "Yes Ma'am" *They grumble under their breath*

  • *Suddenly something strange happens: Pierre, Hiroshi, and Alice are on the same team fighting against Barbara*

Barbara: "WHAT!! ALICE!! HOW DARE YOU!! IM TELLING MOM AND YOU WILL BE IN BIG TROUBLE!!"

Alice to Barbara: "Shut up. We will win"

Barbara to Alice, giving Pierre that 'i wanna kiss you' look: "Okay, we'll see."

  • Time passes and Barbara wins against Alice, Pierre, and Hiroshi*

Barbara: "YOU WILL NEVER BE TOO OLD FOR TENNIS, BABY!!"

Table Tennis story

Table tennis wii sports resort story

This is about an entitled Mii and a normal Mii. Cast:

Entitled Mii-Sarah, Normal Mii-Kentaro, Champion Miis-Tommy, Elisa, Sakura, Lucia, Matt, Mii Bystanders-Yoko, Siobhan, Pierre, Helen. Judges-Holly, Alice, Takashi, Table Tennis Host-Greg, Court Guards-Hiromasa and Gabi, Security: Abe, David, Shohei, Ren, and Luca.

Since there are a lot of cast members for this story, I will cue them in for you.

Cue Sarah (EM), Kentaro (NM).

EM and NM have a table tennis match.

EM: I want to serve first, Kentaroooooo!!

NM: Sorry but I'm serving first.

EM: Ok sorry KENTAROOOOOOO!

NM: Ok *serves ball*

Cue in the Bystanders (Yoko (B1) Siobhan (B2) Pierre (B3) Helen (B4))

EM and NM play normaly when suddenly:

B1 and B3: *pulls out phone to record*

EM: *hits ball so hard it smacks Kentaro in the face*

NM: OUCH!! CALL THE AMBULANCE!!!!!! *His nose literally FELL OFF OF HIS FACE she had hit him so fricking hard*

EM: Get up Kentaroooooooooooooooooooo

NM: I can't! theres blood gushing from my face!

Cue in the Champions (Sakura (C1) Lucia (C2) Matt (C3) Tommy (C4) and Elisa (C5)

C1: I need a bandage, Lucia!

C2: Why?

C1: This man's nose fell off!

C4: Im gonna get sick

C3: Knock it off. Sakura, here's a bandage.

C1: Thanks so much Matt!

C3: You;re Welcome!

C2 plays with EM

EM: You're going down double daisy!

C2: I'm not going to!

EM: SHUT UP LADY I WORK HERE!

C2: Ok, I've had enough with your audacity. Your parents should have raised a better child than you.

EM: OKAY! SEE YOU IN COURT YOU LAZY AMERICAN!!!!

C2 is furious and not only sees red but is getting so angry she's getting a fever.

C5: Lucia, are you sick?

C2: Yes, i think im running a fever.

C5: You may take the week off.

NEXT DAY

EM is walking to the courtroom where she greets Hiromasa and Gabi at the gate. (Cue in the Court Guards (Hiromasa (G1) and Gabi (G2)

G2: Hi, Sarah!

G1: IT's nice to sEE YoU SaRah!

EM: Shut up idiots!

EM walks into the courtroom, meeting the judges (Holly (J1) Takashi (J2) and Alice (J3)

J1: Sarah, it seems you are suing Lucia on accounted verbal and physical assault, correct?

EM: Yes.

C2 is called to court.

C2: Why am I here?

J1: Sarah is suing you.

C2: Why?

J1: Attempted Verbal and Physical assault.

C2: That lady!

J3: CALM DOWN!!!

EM: YOU!!! LUCIA!!! WHY I OUGHTA TEAR YOUR WEA---

J3: I SAID CALM DOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNN (SO LOUD LITERALLY SOMEONE GOES DEAF. IT'S MARTIN.)

EM: JEsus ChRISt YoU CAlm DoWn!!

J2: What ever you two!! we need some whitnesses! (Brings in B1, B2, B3, and B4.)

J2: Bring the bystanders all to the stand. (Weird courtroom rules in Wuhu ISland.)

Two of the four whitnesses took videos. They show J2.

J2: BRILLIANT EVIDENCE!

J2 rolls the film to find out that EM is guilty and C2 did nothing bad to EM.

EM: YOU LITTLE PIECE! *she literally jumps up and ATTACKS, yes ATTACKS that sweet old man labeled as J2.*

J2: SeCuRiTy!!!

(Enter in security team)

J2: TAKE HER OUT!!! I'M TELLING THE TABLE TENNIS HOST!

Security team takes Sarah out of the courtroom and almost restrains her before she attacks one of the security members.

J2 calls Table Tennis Host (Greg (TTH))

TTH: Yes?

J2: Sarah did multiple harmful incriminations like physical abuse and verbal abuse. Her fines are over 37 billion dollars in damage.

TTH: Okay we'll kick her out of the Table Tennis team.

J2: Thanks.

TTH: your welcome!

MEANWHILE

EM overcomes the restraint and TEARS THE HAIR FROM ONE OF THE SECURITY TEAM MEMBERS.

Another member grabs the cuffs and arests her and throws her into Maka Wuhu Prison (The lava)

I hope you like it.

My Agenda

  1. to ensure no LilCakey, Candy, Samantha Spy, Blase Bro, or Pierre socks are active
  2. to make pronunciation guides for every mii
  3. to reach Superstar Class in table tennis (beat lucia!!!!)
  4. to get better at basketball
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