User:HowILoveIt


 * Ladies and Gentelmen, I welcome you to my profile.
 * Lemme start off by saying Miyu and Midori do not 20191005 161948.jpg similar in the slightest! With that outta the way...

Q: Do I ship CPU miis with other CPU miis?

A: Yes. Some of these shippings were because my Tomodachi Life cartridge decided it would be a good idea to put these miis together, and I agreed.

Hiromasa X Stéphanie (Quite a surprise, but a welcome one, to be sure.)

Miyu X Lucía (Because, why not? Better to ship the two smug girls that are paired with... That bald guy... with each other than to ship them with... That bald guy...)

Rie X Akira (WSC)

Giovanna X Holly (Again, why not? I imagine them being best friends, but I also imagine them going through the Extra Mile in their friendship, If you know what I mean... Lemme put it as blunt as possible... Holly and Giovanna sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G.) Alisha X André (Looking like a Rich Couple.)

Lucía X Chris (WSC) (Smug with Smug. Why not?)

Miyu X Pavel (I want these two to get married already. OTP for life!)

Se-Young X Cheng-Han

Ashley X Abe

Miyu X Rie (At this point, you can probably tell I see Miyu as a Bisexual.)

Léonie X Frank (Old people parings are the most wholesome.)

Marisa X Gabriele (SWORDPLAY SHOWDOWN BOSSES, BABY!)

Laura X Sota

Eva X Guillermo

Giovanna X Massimo

Gabi X Rainer (Also looking like a Rich Couple.)

Midori X Akira (WS) (It's basically starting to look like a "Validating Couple" type of relationship, what with Akira and Midori being the two most calmest personality types in my Tomodachi Life game (Midori being an Easygoing Dreamer and Akira being an Independent Lone Wolf.))

Q: What are your favorite miis?

A: The elegant and rather dashing Alisha, the extremely competitive Lucía, and that pigtailed son of a gun I love so much, Miyu.

Q: What are your least favorite miis?

A: Steph, Matt, Tyrone, and the annoyance that is PATRICK!

Q: Why do you hate Patrick?

A: It all started in Wii Sports Swordplay. Was trying to get to Matt. I ended up having to confront Patrick. Oh boy, was it annoying. He went full Darth Maul on me. I couldn't even breathe without getting slapped in the face by his sword. When I attacked from the sides, he somehow blocks it, even though his sword was at like a 43 degree angle. When he was open, I went ahead and attacked him, and somehow, he has the freaking reaction time of a Dog finding out his owner bought a Pizza, blocking it straight away. When I finally took him down, oh boy, was I happy. My hatred for him grew when I played Cycling. I was trying to make Midori get into PRO class, but then came along Patrick. He kept bumping into me in an attempt to slow me down. Who does he think he is? Dude, just focus on getting in first. Don't try to push poor Midori onto a wall. Oh, and the cherry on the top is the one that takes it. In an attempt to get Miyu to Superstar Class in Basketball, guess who I had to face... Patrick. I tried several times to fake him out when It was my turn to get a point, but Patrick just has the nerve to become Charles Barkley for a few minutes and just disrespect the everloving milk and cereal outta me. I tried to swat the ball from him many times when he was literally nose deep in Miyu's chest, and I freaking miss it somehow. God, he's so annoying. And it doesn't help that he looks like a Black JonTron. I like JonTron, but I freaking despise Patrick.

Q: Why do you love Miyu so much?

A: It's hard to explain it, really. I guess it's because I kinda feel bad that she's paired with the worst Miis, she's not that recognized by many, even though she played Tennis with the one Mii... THE ONE MII TO BE LOVED BY MANY... Matt... And that she's only a PRO in just one sport. I remember having a crush on her when I was younger. I guess not much has changed since then. I really hate the fact that she's on Steph's Basketball team and that she plays with both Oscar and Matt in Tennis. She is ranked to be the 2nd most mediocre Beginner Mii and the only sport she's a PRO in is Baseball. Nintendo really did not give this poor girl a break. I feel so bad for her! She deserved better. Nintendo could've at least made her a PRO in another sport, like Table Tennis or Cycling, or at least made her the Baseball Champion, it being the only sport she's actually good at... No matter what, I will always love her, with all of my heart. UwU

Q: Is there a Mii that you love that others despise?

A: That would be Mr. Level 12 Boss in Swordplay Showdown, Takashi. I like him because he is very unique. He's the only one with those eyes, those lips, and the only one in Wii Sports Resort with that hair color. He really stands out a lot, and I love it so much. And you gotta admit, he looks awsome in Black Armor too.

Hiromasa, Siobhán, Gabriele, Marisa and Stéphanie also land on that subject. They look so goofy, and I love it. I can just Imagine Gabriele being the Violent type and going "ARRRRRGH!" whenever he gets mad. In my eyes, he'd be a better Swordplay Champion than Matt is.

Q: Is there a Mii you hate that others love?

A: Tyrone. He's annoying in Baseball, Basketball, and freaking Swordplay Showdown. Miyu, Misaki, Lucía, Eva, Stéphanie, Rachel and Abe deserved to appear more times in Black Armor than you, Tyrant Tyrone!

Matt and Tommy also lands on that subject. Pit and Lucía are Better Champions than you, you annoying jerks!

10 CPU Miis that I love so much (From 1 to 10) (Wii)

 * Miyu... The poor thing...
 * Lucía (Everyone admit it. The only reason she was so hard in Table Tennis for you all was because your Mii just kept getting stuck on the corners of the table after hitting the balls from the side of the table. We all know it's true. Don't deny it.)
 * Alisha
 * Haru (So sweet and Innocent. Protect her at all costs.)
 * Midori


 * Eddy
 * Marco (Mario, is that you? Seriously though, he looks so joyful and happy. Look at him! I love to see somebody in pure joy... unless it's someone I hate.)
 * Misaki (Looks to be the most distiguished, formal and intelligent Mii of them all. I love people who are smart and fancy, so how can I say no?)
 * Akira (How do you make a guy with the most flamboyant glasses ever so lovable? HOW?!)


 * Hiromasa

Honorable Mentions: Ai, Gabi, Asami, Takashi, Mike, Miguel, Stéphanie, Gabriele, Rachel, Marisa, Giovanna, Holly, Susana, Eva, Abe, Pierre, George, Jessie, Gwen, Mia, Elisa, Shouta, Ryan, Sarah, Vincenzo, Fumiko, Keiko and Sota.

10 CPU Miis that I hate with every fiber of my being (From 10 to 1) (Wii)

 * Maria (One word: Baseball)
 * Emily (Same with Maria)
 * Tatsuaki
 * Oscar (You stay away from Miyu, or so God help me!)
 * Jake
 * Tyrant Tyrone (I would've prefered Midori, Akira, Rainer, Sota, Pierre, Keiko, Giovanna or Holly appearing in Black Armor more than this annoying jerk.)
 * Steph (Is it possible to hate a Mii so much, that you just want to grab them by their legs, go in circles with their legs still on your hands, and just throw them wherever the wind takes them, hopefully onto the tip of a tree branch?)
 * Tommy (A.K.A., Mr. "I'm the Basketball Champion and I like to make things more horribly unbalanced than they already are.")
 * Matt (On a scale from 1 to 10 on being annoying as heck, I'd give him a 20.7. What? Who says I can't go off the scale? But seriously, why did Miyu and Lucía, two of the best Female Miis, get paired with this annoying jerk?!)
 * The annoyance that is PATRICK!

10 CPU Miis that I love so much (From 1 to 10) (Wii U)

 * My boy Pavel! (He's Miyu's boyfriend in my Tomodachi Life game. Do you even know how happy that makes me?!)
 * William
 * Léonie
 * Mizuho (smug brunette.)
 * Frank
 * Rie (Well, I mean, who doesn't love her?)
 * Haruka (Looks to be the smart and nerdy type. I love it!)
 * Se-young
 * Chris (male lucía. Seriously though, his face radiates the same smug energy as Lucía's, and I love it so much. He's very helpful in Wii Sports Club too, being a teammate in Baseball and Tennis. I love him more than the other Chris.)


 * Susie

Honorable Mentions: Maria, Masako, Merrick, Rui, Mark, Dylan, Millie, Polly, Sara, Xiao-Tong, Bo-Jia, Akira, Laura, Kentaro, Pit, Bernd, Patricia, Enrique, Cheng-Han, Ivo, Steven, Irina, Juliette, André, Enrique, Araceli, Barbara, Alice, Yuya, Marius and Xixi.

10 CPU Miis that I hate with every fiber of my being (From 10 to 1) (Wii U)

 * Hiromi (The one from the OG Wii Sports is better than her and her Kim Kardashian lips.)
 * Dunbar
 * No way, Jose
 * Zi-Kai (Mr. Mario 28 has ruined him for me. I can't look at Zi-Kai for a Solid Minute without being reminded of him.)
 * Matt (If ya had a different name, we would be on good terms. Your name just gives me PTSD, and I don't like it one bit.)
 * Hyun-woo (Looking like a Great Value version of Cheng-Han. I don't like Miis that look like Total Ripoffs of the Miis I like.)
 * Joost (Same with Hyun-woo, looking like an Off-Brand version of Pavel.)
 * Ricardo (We all know Shinnosuke is the only one who can pull off a bowlcut. Ricardo looks freaking dumb with it on.)
 * Xiaojian (Same with Ricardo. That bowlcut makes you look dumb, Xiaojian.)
 * Reminding me of Steph to no end, DELILAH!