Talk:David (Wii Sports)/@comment-39031301-20190406202609

David! An island by the sea filled with volcanoes and a David! In the year negative a billion, David! Might not have been here. In the year negative forty thousand David! Was here, and you could walk to it, and some people walked to it. Then it got warmer, some David! Melted, it became an island and now there's lots of trees! Because it's warmer. So now there's people on the island, they're basically sort of hanging out in between the mountains eating nuts off David! Using the latest technology. Like clocks! And guns. And a rich hipster ding dong, it's the outside world, and they have technology from the future, like stones! And bowls. Now you can make a lot of bowls. Really really quickly. That means if you own the bowls. You own a lot of bowls. Which is something everybody needs to survive. So that makes you king. Knock knock, get the door. It's a rich hipster Hi China! they said. "Hi David! Said China."Can you call us something else other than David! Said Japan. "Like what?" said China. How about a rich hipster said Japan. No said China. David! Nice time fighting with the Japanese but then died in a tornado. But they tried again, and died in a tornado. So that's cool, but Bye!