User blog:HowILoveIt/When Peace was brought to an end (Chapter 16)

Alisha: SOMEONE, HELP! A WOMAN THAT LOOKS LIKE A FEMINIST AND A MAN THAT LOOKS LIKE A WANTED CRIMINAL ARE OUT TO GET ME! Oh, thank the lord. I'm saved! HEY, ELISA!

Elisa: Huh? Oh, it's you.

Alisha: Elisa, you gotta help me. Barbara and Steve ar-

(Before Alisha could finish her sentence, Steve threw a knife aimed straight to Alisha's head. Alisha noticed it in a instant and quickly dodged it. Sadly, Elisa failed to do so, and took it to the dome of the head. As Elisa's corpse falls to the floor, Alisha screams as loud as she could.)

Alisha: ELISA, NO!

Steve: You're next!

Alisha: Oh, kiss the gum on the bottom of my ******* shoe, you big nosed ****!

(Alisha then sprints off to find some help with Barbara and Steve still on her back.)

Barbara (WSR): YOUR HEAD IS GONNA LOOK GOOD MOUNTED ON MY WALL!

Alisha: I'M NOT A BIG FAN OF TAXIDERMY, SO I'M GONNA HAVE TO DECLINE THAT OFFER!

Barbara (WSR): THAT WASN'T A ******* OFFER!

Alisha: WELL, STILL, I DON'T THINK MY HEAD IS GONNA LOOK GOOD ON A WA-D'OH!

Bo-jia: OW! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE... Alisha?

Alisha: Bo-jia?

Steve: LEEROY JENKINS!

Alisha: MOVE IT, FIDEL CASTRO!

Bo-jia: I'M ON IT! Wait... Did you just ca-

Alisha: DON'T QUESTION IT! JUST MOVE!

Bo-jia: ALRIGHT THEN, MARILYN MONROE!

(Alisha and Bo-jia then started to run like maniacs away from Barbara and Steve. Meanwhile, back with Matt and André)

André: HOW ABOUT YOU TRY THIS ON FOR SIZE?!

(André kicked Matt in the head, making him a bit dizzy. As soon as André tried to land another hit, Matt grabbed his leg and threw him to the other side of the room)

Matt (WS/WSR): Honestly, I've seen better.

Gabi: BATTER UP!

(Gabi, without hesitation, smacks Matt in the side of the head with a pan, making him fall to the floor)

Matt (WS/WSR): OW! **** YOU, MAN!

Gabi: THERE'S PLENTY MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM! AND IT'S ONLY GONNA GET WORSE FROM HERE ON OUT!

To be continued...