User blog comment:You crab/If CPUS had voices/@comment-33059063-20200105162358

Here's what I think they would sound like:

Rie: Serena (Pokémon)

Rachel: Marge Simpson (The Simpsons)

Barbara (WSC): Bottle (BFB)

Greg: Spike (Ape Escape)

Abby: Foldy (BFB)

Ren: Scout (Team Fortress 2)

Kentaro (WSC): Mr. Burns (The Simpsons)

Vincenzo: Waluigi (Mario)

Tyrone: Soldier (Team Fortress 2)

Shinta: Jake (Ape Escape)

Kentaro (WS): Big Smoke (GTA) (yes Minefa5, I know you would think that too)

Shinnosuke: Charmx

Yoko: Jaiden Animations

Bowen: Abe Simpson (The Simpsons)

Elisa: Needle (BFDI)

Patrick: Patrick (SpongeBob)

Martin: Coiny (BFB)

Kathrin: Eggy (BFB)

Frank: Specter (Ape Escape) (he even looks like Specter)

Ashley: Delia Ketchum (Pokémon) (Ash's mother's real name is Delia)

Ian: Caddicarus

Alice: Saw (BFB)

Marco: Homer Simpson (The Simpsons)

Guillermo: Seymour Skinner (The Simpsons)

Olga: Lisa Simpson (The Simpsons)

Millie: Misty (Pokémon)

Oscar: Homestar Runner

David (WS): Engineer (Team Fortress 2)

Steve: Tennis Ball (BFDI)

Maria (WS): Gaty (BFB)

Sara: Match (BFDI)

Araceli: Dawn (Pokémon)

James: Sniper (Team Fortress 2)

Chris (WSC): Bart Simpson (The Simpsons)

Andy: Donkey (Shrek)

Maria (WSC): Natalie (Ape Escape)

Enrique: MatPat

Boi that was a lot, wasn't it?