User:HowILoveIt

Ladies and Gentelmen, I welcome you to my profile.
 * Lemme start off by saying Miyu and Midori do not 20191005 161948.jpg similar in the slightest!
 * Also, don't ask me about the Swordplay Showdown pictures that I posted (Miyu & Lucía standing next to eachother when they are not supposed to be even near eachother in the stage they are in. Same with Haru & Maria and Daisuke & Takashi). With that outta the way...

Q: Do I ship CPU miis with other CPU miis?

A: Yes. Some of these shippings were because my Tomodachi Life cartridge decided it would be a good idea to put these miis together, and I agreed. You can see that I like to go through the Extra Mile by shipping WS/WSR Miis with WSC Miis.

Hiromasa X Stéphanie (Quite a surprise, but a welcome one, to be sure.)

Miyu X Lucía (Because, why not? Better to ship the two smug girls that are paired with... That bald guy... with each other than to ship them with... That bald guy...)

Rie X Akira (WSC)

Holly X Vincenzo

Giovanna X Holly (Again, why not? I imagine them being best friends, but I also imagine them going through the Extra Mile in their friendship, If you know what I mean... Lemme put it as blunt as possible... Holly and Giovanna sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G.) Alisha X André (Looking like a Rich Couple.)

Lucía X Chris (WSC) (Smug with Smug. Why not?)

Miyu X Pavel (The two best CPU Miis of all time. OTP for life!)

Se-Young X Cheng-Han

Ashley X Abe (I like to imagine them as Abby's parents.)

Miyu X Rie (At this point, you can probably tell I see Miyu as a Bisexual.)

Léonie X Frank (Old people parings are the most wholesome.)

Joana X Bernando (Like I said: Old people parings are the most wholesome.)

Marisa X Gabriele (SWORDPLAY SHOWDOWN BOSSES, BABY!)

Laura X Sota

Eva X Guillermo

Giovanna X Massimo

Gabi X Rainer (Also looking like a Rich Couple.)

Miyu X Midori (Why the heck not? I'm extremly positive that CelestiaTheGreatPrincess is gonna riddle me to the bone the minute she sees this.)

Yoko X Bo-Jia (I like to imagine them as Miyu's parents.)

Mizuho X William

Elena X John (I like to imagine them as Eva, Susana and Massimo's parents for some odd reason.)

Midori X Akira (WS) (It's basically starting to look like a "Validating Couple" type of relationship, what with Akira and Midori being the two most calmest personality types in my Tomodachi Life game (Midori being an Easygoing Dreamer and Akira being an Independent Lone Wolf.))

Delilah X Patrick (Two of the three worst CPU Miis.)

Q: What are your favorite miis?

A: The elegant and rather dashing Alisha, the extremely competitive Lucía, and that pigtailed son of a gun I love so much, Miyu.

Q: What are your least favorite miis?

A: Steph, Matt, Tyrone, and the annoyance that is PATRICK!

Q: Why do you hate Patrick?

A: It all started in Wii Sports Swordplay. Was trying to get to Matt. I ended up having to confront Patrick. Oh boy, was it annoying. He went full Darth Maul on me. I couldn't even breathe without getting slapped in the face by his sword. When I attacked from the sides, he somehow blocks it, even though his sword was at like a 43 degree angle. When he was open, I went ahead and attacked him, and somehow, he has the freaking reaction time of a Dog finding out his owner bought a Pizza, blocking it straight away. When I finally took him down, oh boy, was I happy. My hatred for him grew when I played Cycling. I was trying to make Midori get into PRO class, but then came along Patrick. He kept bumping into me in an attempt to slow me down. Who does he think he is? Dude, just focus on getting in first. Don't try to push poor Midori onto a wall. Oh, and the cherry on the top is the one that takes it. In an attempt to get Miyu to Superstar Class in Basketball, guess who I had to face... Patrick. I tried several times to fake him out when It was my turn to get a point, but Patrick just has the nerve to become Charles Barkley for a few minutes and just disrespect the everloving milk and cereal outta me. I tried to swat the ball from him many times when he was literally nose deep in Miyu's chest, and I freaking miss it somehow. God, he's so annoying. And it doesn't help that he looks like a Black JonTron. I like JonTron, but I freaking despise Patrick.

Q: Why do you love Miyu so much?

A: It's hard to explain it, really. I guess it's because I kinda feel bad that she's paired with the worst Miis, she's not that recognized by many (And most of the people that recognize her don't even like her... Poor Girl. If you weren't in a Video Game, i'd give you a hug right now.), even though she played Tennis with the one Mii... THE ONE MII TO BE LOVED BY MANY... Matt... And that she's only a PRO in just one sport. I remember having a crush on her when I was younger. I guess not much has changed since then. I really hate the fact that she's on Steph's Basketball team and that she plays with both Oscar and Matt in Tennis. She is ranked to be the 2nd most mediocre Beginner Mii and the only sport she's a PRO in is Baseball. Nintendo really did not give this poor girl a break. I feel so bad for her! And mostly everyone doesn't even feel happy for her that she at least had PRO status in one sport. They would always go abuse her, saying things like "She's annoying" or "She's terrible" or "She's boring" and stuff like that... '''POOR MIYU! '''She deserved better. Nintendo could've at least made her a PRO in another sport, like Table Tennis or Cycling, or at least made her the Baseball Champion, it being the only sport she's actually good at... If I remember correctly, she's one of the Miis that got heckled by Poofesure. SLIGHTLY heckled. Eva, Pierre, Jackie, Silke and Shouta got heckled beyond belief by him to the point where it was just abuse. She's mostly known as "Matt's Girlfriend" too... DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW ENRAGED THAT MAKES ME?!... No matter what, I will always love her, with all of my heart. UwU

Q: Is there a Mii you love that others despise?

A: That would be Mr. Level 12 Boss in Swordplay Showdown, Takashi. I like him because he is very unique. He's the only one with those eyes, those lips, and the only one in Wii Sports Resort with that hair color. He really stands out a lot, and I love it so much. And you gotta admit, he looks awesome in Black Armor too.

Hiromasa, Siobhán, Gabriele, Marisa and Stéphanie also land on that subject. They look so goofy, and I love it. I can just Imagine Gabriele being the Violent type and going "ARRRRRGH!" whenever he gets mad. In my eyes, he'd be a better Swordplay Champion than Matt is.

Q: Is there a Mii you hate that others love?

A: Tyrone. He's annoying in Baseball, Basketball, and freaking Swordplay Showdown. Miyu, Misaki, Lucía, Eva, Stéphanie, Rachel and Abe deserved to appear more times in Black Armor than you, Tyrant Tyrone!

Matt and Tommy also lands on that subject. Pit and Lucía are Better Champions than you, you annoying jerks!

10 CPU Miis that I love so much (From 1 to 10) (Wii)

 * Miyu... The poor thing...
 * Lucía (Everyone admit it. The only reason she was so hard in Table Tennis for you all was because your Mii just kept getting stuck on the corners of the table after hitting the balls from the side of the table. We all know it's true. Don't deny it.)
 * Alisha
 * Haru (So sweet and Innocent. Protect her at all costs.)
 * Midori


 * Eddy
 * Marco (Mario, is that you? Seriously though, he looks so joyful and happy. Look at him! I love to see somebody in pure joy... unless it's someone I hate.)
 * Misaki (Looks to be the most distiguished, formal and intelligent Mii of them all. I love people who are smart and fancy, so how can I say no?)
 * Akira (How do you make a guy with the most flamboyant glasses ever so lovable? HOW?!)


 * Hiromasa

Honorable Mentions: Ai, Gabi, Asami, Takashi, Mike, Miguel, Stéphanie, Gabriele, Rachel, Marisa, Giovanna, Holly, Susana, Eva, Abe, Pierre, George, Jessie, Gwen, Mia, Elisa, Shouta, Ryan, Sarah, Vincenzo, Fumiko, Keiko and Sota.

10 CPU Miis that I hate with every fiber of my being (From 10 to 1) (Wii)
Horrible Mentions: Alex, Eduardo, Greg, Michael, Fritz, Daisuke, Takumi, Steve, Shohei, Chris, Shinta, Pablo, Andy, Barbara and Saburo.
 * Maria (One word: Baseball)
 * Emily (Same with Maria)
 * Tatsuaki
 * Oscar (You stay away from Miyu, or so God help me!)
 * Jake
 * Tyrant Tyrone (I would've prefered Midori, Akira, Rainer, Sota, Pierre, Keiko, Giovanna or Holly appearing in Black Armor more than this annoying jerk.)
 * Steph (Is it possible to hate a Mii so much, that you just want to grab them by their legs, go in circles with their legs still on your hands, and just throw them wherever the wind takes them, hopefully onto the tip of a tree branch?)
 * Tommy (A.K.A., Mr. "I'm the Basketball Champion and I like to make things more horribly unbalanced than they already are.")
 * Matt (On a scale from 1 to 10 on being annoying as heck, I'd give him a 20.7. What? Who says I can't go off the scale? But seriously, why did Miyu and Lucía, two of the best Female Miis, get paired with this annoying jerk?!)
 * The annoyance that is PATRICK!

10 CPU Miis that I love so much (From 1 to 10) (Wii U)

 * My boy Pavel! (He's Miyu's boyfriend in my Tomodachi Life game. Do you even know how happy that makes me?!)
 * William
 * Léonie
 * Mizuho (smug brunette.)
 * Frank
 * Rie (Well, I mean, who doesn't love her?)
 * Haruka (Looks to be the smart and nerdy type. I love it!)
 * Se-young
 * Chris (male lucía. Seriously though, his face radiates the same smug energy as Lucía's, and I love it so much. He's very helpful in Wii Sports Club too, being a teammate in Baseball and Tennis. I love him more than the other Chris.)


 * Susie

Honorable Mentions: Maria, Masako, Merrick, Rui, Mark, Dylan, Millie, Polly, Sara, Xiao-Tong, Bo-Jia, Akira, Laura, Kentaro, Pit, Bernd, Patricia, Enrique, Cheng-Han, Ivo, Steven, Irina, Juliette, André, Enrique, Araceli, Barbara, Alice, Yuya, Marius and Xixi.

10 CPU Miis that I hate with every fiber of my being (From 10 to 1) (Wii U)
Horrible Mentions: Anna, Yuehua, Alphonse, Jeff, Bruce, João, Hee-joon, Maximillian and Shu-Hui.
 * Hiromi (The one from the OG Wii Sports is better than her and her Kim Kardashian lips.)
 * Dunbar
 * No way, José
 * Zi-Kai (Mr. Mario 28 has ruined him for me. I can't look at Zi-Kai for a Solid Minute without being reminded of him.)
 * Hyun-woo (Looking like a Great Value version of Cheng-Han. I don't like Miis that look like Total Ripoffs of the Miis I like.)
 * Joost (Same with Hyun-woo, looking like an Off-Brand version of Pavel.)
 * Ricardo (We all know Shinnosuke is the only one who can pull off a bowlcut. Ricardo looks freaking dumb with it on.)
 * Xiaojian (Same with Ricardo. That bowlcut makes you look dumb, Xiaojian.)
 * MATT! (LIKE, FOR REAL, GET A DIFFERENT FREAKING NAME, YOU FREAKING JERK! YOUR NAME IS THE BANE OF MY FREAKING EXISTENCE! EVERY MII THAT HAD YOUR NAME WAS NOTHING BUT A PUTRID ANNOYANCE! MARIO KART WII, WII SPORTS, WII SPORTS RESORT... UGH! AND IT DOESN'T HELP THAT YOU'RE A LITERAL ANNOYANCE IN THE SPORTS YOU'RE AN EXPERT IN! YOU ARE THE WORST! He also looks like a Ripoff of Joost, the Mii who looks like a Ripoff of Pavel. A Ripoff of a Ripoff is... really not the best way to go, Matt. In fact, it's the worst way to go.)
 * Reminding me of Steph to no end, DELILAH!

WHY DO YOU EVEN EXIST?!

 * Patrick (I explained as much as I could in the Questions and Answers section of this profile. I don't need to say more.)
 * Matt (If I were to list the reasons on why I hate you, we'd be here all week. Day by day, my hatred for this guy grows more and more...)
 * Fritz (This guy gave me a headache in Swordplay Showdown when I was a kid, and Alisha would've at least been Vice-Champion in Cycling if it wasn't for this guy. Dude, Alisha deserved to be Vice-Champion more than you did. And WHY do you play Basketball with that Bald Annoyance?! Stay away from me, you freak. You don't deserve to be loved, what with how big of a jerk you are, you nervous looking son of a deadbeat dog.)

Mildly Despise

 * Tommy (People call Lucía unfair, but what about this jerk?! He is the 2nd most annoying champion IMO, just behind Matt. OVERRATED and ANNOYING!)
 * Tyrone (There were many Miis you could've given Black Armor 3 times to, Nintendo. Haru, Miyu, Lucía, Midori, Ryan, Rachel, Keiko, Rainer, David, Susana... And you pick this annoyance. OVERRATED and ANNOYING!)
 * Steph (If you're so good at Baseball, how about you catch the Ball with your face next time, you annoying piece of chewed gum?!)
 * Takumi (One word: Baseball. I wish that bomb that Alisha gives you in the Boxart of Wii Party freaking explodes on your face, you jerk. "But he looks so handsome and good looking." Swoon all you want, but it's my primary objective to make this guy suffer as much as I did. I hate Takumi so much. You didn't deserve to appear in Black Armor or to be a Master Mii... You didn't deserve anything. All you deserve is a kick in the back of the head for how annoying and down right unfair you are. He's also HORRIBLY overrated. The only reason people like this guy is because of his looks. UGH! He's also a filthy cheater in Swordplay Showdown.)

Despise Greatly

 * Jake (Huge annoyance in Boxing and Swordplay. And why the everloving HECK does he not have eyebrows?! Why are his eyes as small as Takashi's nose?! He looks high on crack.)
 * Michael (I'm gonna put it as blunt as possible... Baseball, Swordplay Showdown, Boxing... He's straight up annoying in everything he's good at and boring at everything he's bad at. There's no in between!)

Despise

 * Eduardo (We were better off having Rin being the Last Lanky Non-Boss Black Armored Enemy, but NOOOOOO! Nintendo thought it would be nice to make Mr. Receding Hairline, the Mii that looks like a Mexican Pedo, the Last Lanky Non-Boss Black Armored Enemy. And he doesn't even attack until like 2 minutes pass. Get out of the defensive state so I can hit you! I'm not risking the side slash while you're blocking after what happened with Patrick (Screw that bearded freak.) so stop defending yourself and FIGHT!)
 * Oscar (Freaking mini face here, being a total annoyance in Swordplay Showdown. You freaking pest! Stay away from Miyu, you freaking annoyance! You make me SICK!)
 * Alex (Same with Andy, but I felt more betrayed with him than I did with Andy.)

Hate

 * Daisuke (The nightmares this guy gave me in Swordplay Showdown when I was little. I now know how to fight, Daisuke, so come at me with your Black Armor now, freaking tired looking son of a gun.)
 * Steve (Same with Emily and Maria, except he managed to be more annoying than them. Ugh.)
 * Tatsuaki (Annoying in Tennis, annoying in Boxing, annoying in Baseball... He's such a low life.)
 * Barbara (Unknown Channel glued the mental image of her being an SJW in my head. Now I can't look at her the same way again.)

Dislike

 * Chris (Hand it to Nintendo to make one of the Miis that look freaking dumb to copy the absolute milk and butter out of Abe in Swordplay Showdown. Abe being a Black Armor, looking ready to fight in the Volcano stage was WAY better than this guy in Volcano Reverse, looking like he has no idea what he's doing. He freaking sucks at Tennis too. He's worse than Abby! Don't shoot the ball out of the court, you ding dong!)
 * Andy (I used to like this guy, but then he became a freaking jerk to me in Baseball. You freaking backstabber, Andy.)
 * Shohei (Table Tennis...)

Slightly Dislike

 * Pablo (I usually love Miis that look smug as heck, that being one of the reasons why I love Eva and Susana, but this guy looks straight up evil. Only thing keeping him from Dislike is the fact he can be a worthy opponent in Swordplay Showdown and Basketball.)
 * Shinta (My memories of Swordplay Showdown about this guy... They are not great to remember. What a jerk.)
 * Saburo (One word: Boxing. Baseball too, but he wasn't that annoying. When I found out that he had the 2nd worst paring with Miyu in Friend Connection, I was happy, but mad at the same time. Happy because he did terrible, and mad because he was paired with Miyu. What is it with Nintendo and pairing Miyu with straight up annoyances? Oscar, Matt, Steph... Most of the annoyances. Just pair Miyu with them, cause why not?)
 * Emily (One word: Baseball.)
 * Maria (Same with Emily. The other Maria is WAY better than this one. Looking like a divorced mother from the Dominican Republic.)
 * Greg (He'd be more likable if he didn't always stand in the same freaking spot in Return Challenge. Dude, I'm trying to get the stamps. Stop making things hard for me and let the ball go right past you! Don't just stand there and take it to the face. Do you have a kink for hurting yourself?!)
 * Cole (He looks like an adult Oscar, and I don't like it one darn bit.)

Neutral

 * Rainer (He looks like an inverted George. If he had the ponytail, then he would be a literal ripoff of him.)
 * Ian (He reminds me of Steve in probably about 25 years, due to them having the same hair color, skin color, favorite color, wrinkles... and I don't like it one bit. He looks great in Black Armor though.)
 * Ren (Same as Luca.)
 * Sandra (She's alright... I dunno about those dotted eyebrows, but still. Those eyebrows are the only thing keeping you from Adore, Sandra.)
 * James (You'd be down low if you weren't the Cycling Referee.)
 * Kentaro (Dude... Shave a little, will ya?)
 * Hiroshi (Dem Lips Tho! How much Botox did you inject onto your lips, my guy?!)
 * Luca (Great design, boring as heck. Really BAD Combination.)
 * Theo (Dat forehead tho. Dude looking like a Pizza Slice.)
 * Martin (He seems... interesting to say the least...)
 * Ursula (I like that she looks like a character from a Cartoon, but I don't like that she also looks like she's related to Chris.)
 * Hayley (Girl, your mouth's so big that it literally looks like you don't have a jawline.)
 * Hiromi (I like that deadpan stare, but I don't like that she looks like a low budget version of Tomoko.)

Like

 * Ashley (She's a great challenge in Basketball and has a really good design, but those glasses don't fit her at all.)
 * David (Why do you play with Patrick in Basketball?! UGH! At least you also play with Midori in Basketball and with Rachel and Pierre in Tennis. That freaking saved you from being in Despise, buddy.)
 * Slike (OOOH boy, do you look absurd with those lip- oh wait... I see why they gave you big lips now. You are quite a fashionista.)
 * Nick (2nd best in Baseball.)
 * Sarah (Same with Rin.)
 * Rin (Cool in Black Armor, but a LITTLE bit annoying in Baseball.)
 * Anna (She's a redhead... She looks angry... She looks awesome in Black Armor... But Alisha would've been a better Cycling Champion. Alisha got a TON of slack in Wii Sports Resort and recieved MORE of it from the people on this Wiki, so she deserved it more than you did, Anna.)
 * Yoshi (Gentle old lady.)
 * Sakura (You'd be a bit higher if it weren't for Baseball.)
 * Siobhán (She has features that make her look like a cat. Big eyes, swirvy mouth and nose literally on top of her mouth. How goofy.)
 * Kathrin (Her design looks nice, she looks cool in Black Armor and she is an actual challenge in Baseball. The color White fits her too. The reason she's not higher up is because she kinda looks like a female version of Michael, and you know how I feel about Michael.)
 * Helen (Challenge in Basketball, annoyance in Baseball.)
 * Víctor (I like his design and that his favorite color is red, but... Explain to me why he plays Tennis with Takumi and has Emily on his Baseball team.)
 * Mia (Looks to be the tropical kind of girl... In my opinion, anyway.)
 * Megan (Poor Megan... What has Nintendo done to you?)
 * Gwen (Look at this photograph. Everytime I look at it, it makes me laugh.)
 * Yoko (Yoko... Oh, Yoko... As much as I like redheads, Emily and Steph being the only exceptions, you'd be higher up if you didn't give me the Super Mario Bros. treatment on Baseball.)
 * Abby (I like her as much as the next person, but how about you don't mess things up for the both of us in Tennis, eh? That would make you more likable.)

Adore

 * George (I imagine him being a passive and easygoing farmer, just trying to make everyone happy. He looks awesome in Black Armor too. I don't like that he plays with both Matt and Fritz. Nintendo managed to make him play in the worst Basketball team, composed by total annoyances. He deserved a lot better. He's a better orange black guy than Matt will ever be. #George for the win, boys.)
 * Sota (He looks cool and plays cool! Plus, he's basically a Male version of Ai, but I spent more time with Ai than I did with him, so he's still quite an Enigma to me.)
 * Jessie (Quite a pleasing face to look at... Just like every blonde in Wii Sports and Wii Sports Resort, excluding Tyrone and Fritz, because they are jerks, I feel stress free and at ease when I see her.)
 * Shinnosuke (A.K.A., The only person on Earth that can pull off a bowlcut.)
 * Jackie (She looks cool and she's a real challenge in Swordplay... Unlike Patrick. Do NOT associate her with "Kung Jackie" or whatever it was. I don't want her ruined. OK?)
 * Emma (I like that hair bun and that pink lipstick she has. Her name is very common in France, and I do like the French, but Stéphanie's the better Dark Skinned Blonde.)
 * Abe (Looks good in Black Armor and is a really great challenge in most sports... And he looks so freaking sad. I don't like to see someone sad... Unless it's someone I hate, in which case, I end up feeling pure joy... A sad and depressed Steph is a joyful moment in my life... Are you OK, Abe? Do you need therapy or something?)

Really Adore

 * Chika (I like her design a lot. She's very unique.)
 * Shouta (He looks like he could be a Nintendo CEO. I look at him, and I feel like he's going to talk to me about the next Mario game.)
 * Nelly (For an old lady, she can surely throw you to the ground. "Don't judge a book by it's cover" is what they always say.)
 * Elisa (TENNIS CHAMPION, BOYS!)
 * Pierre (Challenging Frenchman. Apparently there's a guy named "Kung Pierre" that was a total annoyance in this Wiki, but I don't know no "Kung Pierre." Sounds like a type of beer.)
 * Rachel (Quite the pleasing face to look at. Something about the blondes in Wii Sports Resort puts me at ease... Except Tyrone and Fritz. Celestia, or Celeste, as she likes to be called, gets reminded of a spoiled brat whenever she sees her, but I just don't see it... To me, she looks like a biker. She has that jock aura on her.)
 * Keiko (How can you not love that happy glare she has? She'd be good at Archery if CPU Miis were involved in it. Keiko, the champion of Archery.)
 * Naomi (There's just something about Naomi I seem to like, but I don't know what it is.)
 * Julie (Or as I like to call her, "The Menace of Table Tennis". People hate her because of her Watermelon lips, but trust me, there is WAY worse. Have you even seen the girls on Instagram?)

Extremely Adore

 * Vincenzo (If it weren't for this guy, Cycling would've been an annoyance for me. Thanks Vince!)
 * Susana (I like her design, I like that her favorite color is Black, I like that she's a real challenge in Basketball... I just like her a lot to be honest.)
 * Eva (Same with Susana. She would've been a better Basketball champion than Tommy was. She's the only Mii on the Basketball Champion's team that I like, the others being straight annoyances.)
 * Ai (She looks cool and plays cool. That's all I'll say. Artificial Intelligence to the MAX!)
 * Fumiko (You know that view that Unknown Channel has of Sara? I have that same view when it comes to Fumiko. I have the same view Unknown Channel has of Sara too, BTW.)
 * Stéphanie (She's Blonde, Her name is French, and that goofy face... If there were any sports in Wii Sports that involved running, she'd be the champion in those for sure. I just picture her to be an expert runner. The Usain Bolt of Wuhu Island.)

Love

 * Gabi (You be looking smug as ever, Gabs. She looks great in Black Armor and she looks so fashionable with that eye shadow. You go, girl! I like to imagine that she and Alisha are sisters.)
 * Mike (He looks like a Conquistador.)
 * Holly (Really Unique. She looks incredibly smug too. Plus, she's a blonde, and if you don't know why I like the blondes from Wii Sports Resort (Excluding Tyrone and Fritz) up to this point... What have you been doing when reading all this?)
 * Giovanna (How do people not like her? She's unique and real fun to play with sometimes. Plus, she's a redhead! UwU)
 * Gabriele (Epic Italian Man. He would've been a better Swordplay Champion and Final Boss than Matt was. Nice choice making him the boss in the Volcano stage, Nintendo. It really fits him. That's the exact reason why I imagine him being really violent and strict.)
 * Marisa (ANGRY! VERY ANGRY INDEED! Her goofy looks honestly make her look like she wants to be left alone. I love it so much. She looks very cool in Black Armor too, but I think the Bulky Armor that Barbara had would've fit even more to her looks. This is one of those rare ocassions where I like the boss from both the normal stage (Beach) and the reversed stage (Beach Reversed).)
 * Ryan (Stop Ryan Abuse. Stop Ryan Abuse.)
 * Takashi (Very Unique. I like to call him Donald Duck at times because of those lips. He looks AWESOME in Black Armor too.)
 * Miguel (What a helpful man. Thank you, Miguel, for everything you have done for me in Wii Sports Resort.)
 * Asami (She looks traumatized... I like it. I also love that she's the Boss in Cliffs in Swordplay Showdown. Better than that German Edgelord in the reverse version... Ugh. She'd be a great champion for Frisbee.)
 * Tomoko (She looks cool in Black Armor, and she's smug... I like it. The color Brown fits her too.)

I LOVE YOU ALL THE MOST!

 * Hiromasa (That goofy grin and those red glasses. I love him! =D Good choice for a boss in Swordplay Showdown. I'll tell you who wasn't a good choice for a Boss... Fritz.)
 * Akira (Best Male Table Tennis Player. I also like his design. The color brown fits him too. Kinda sucks that he only appeared in 1 heart armor in all of Swordplay Showdown. What I would give to see him in Black Armor.)
 * Misaki (Looks to be the most distiguished, formal and intelligent Mii of them all. I love people who are smart and fancy, so how can I say no?)
 * Marco (Fat and Jolly. Who wouldn't like that in a man? I also like that he's the Boss in Waterfall in Swordplay Showdown. Better than the Boss in the reverse version of the stage... Screw Steph.)
 * Eddy (Best WSR Boy. Design is awesome and he's a real challenge in Swordplay too.)
 * Midori (Nintendo really punched this girl in the stomach in Cycling. She was so close to being PRO... She's a real challenge in the sports she's good at, and her design is quite nice. Kinda reminds me of a really energetic girl you'd see on the streets with her family most of the time. If she was in Wii Sports to begin with and didn't debut in Wii Sports Resort, she would've been a better Tennis teammate for Miyu. The Pigtailed Prodigies or... something like that. Anything to get Matt off of Miyu's backside. I'm actually getting tired of people going ahead and saying "She looks like Miyu." Miyu looks Latino and Midori looks either Dutch or Irish.)
 * Haru (Protect her. UwU. I dunno how, but Nintendo managed to make a girl that looks like she's 5 years old look really intimidating in Black Armor... I love it.)
 * Alisha (This poor girl got the short end of the stick, just like Miyu did, being a PRO in only one sport, and being called either boring or annoying. You didn't deserve this, you lovable son of a gun. I like to imagine, if Badminton was in Wii Sports, she'd be the champion in that for sure, along with Gabi. The Fashionista Sistas! I guessing that 86% of people on this wiki hate her...)
 * Lucía (Ok, so, apperently people think she's evil and/or unfair because of her preformance as the Table Tennis champion, but really, she's just competitive. Being competitive does not mean you're evil. At least be happy for her improvement from Wii Sports to Wii Sports Resort. #Lucía, all the way! Better than Matt. She also looks AWESOME in Black Armor. Thing is, she appeared as a Black Armor in the same stage Miyu was a Black Armor. That is just pure greatness on it's own for me. Gotta say, Ian has good taste in women.)
 * Miyu (I explained as much as I could in the Questions and Answers section of this profile. I don't need to say more... You poor girl, Miyu.)

WHY DO YOU EVEN EXIST?!

 * Delilah (A.K.A. Steph 2.0. Now comes with more ways to become a horrid annoyance. FREAKING BASEBALL!!! ARGH!!! DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO, YOU DINGUS!? Stop catching the Ball so many times! You are FAT! HOW DO YOU RUN TOWARDS THE BALL SO QUICKLY IF YOU ARE OBESE?! FAT PEOPLE RUN AT THE SAME SPEED AS A FREAKING TURTLE WHEN IT WALKS!)
 * Matt (If I were to list the reasons on why I absolutely loathe you, we'd be here all year. I'm sorry Celeste, but this guy is just as bad as the other Matt. UGH! How do people even LOVE this guy?!)

Mildly Despise

 * Anna (The other Anna is obviously better than this batting annoyance. FORGET WHAT I SAID ABOUT HER DESIGN! I DON'T LIKE IT ANYMORE! Upon futher reserch, I found out that she looks like an old Hiromi.)
 * Yuehua (You're either a Yunyun Ripoff or you're related to her. I'm going with... Ripoff of Yunyun.)

Despise Greatly

 * Jeff (Ripoff of Joseph.)
 * Bruce (Freaking Baseball. Is Takumi your mentor, Bruce? He has to be! How else would you be an annoying jerk?! Also, I don't like that he looks like a bootleg version of Bernd. Bernd is better than you, Bruce!)
 * João (I always thought people from Brazil were annoying as heck, what with the "GOOOOOOL!" and the over exagerated hype in Sports and all that. Plus, this guy's annoying in Baseball.)

Despise

 * Alphonse (He's just a bland, boring and unimportant version of Rainer.)
 * Xiaojian (Dumb hairdo and annoying as one can be. 1. Only Shinnosuke can look good in a bowlcut, so don't try to copy him, and 2. Don't be an unfair annoyance!)

Hate

 * Ricardo (Nope. No No No No No. Absolutely nothing I like about this kid. Dumb hairdo, looks high on drugs... He's annoying as one can be too. Get your baked off face outta my sight, you annoying dumbtree.)
 * Joost (Ripoff of Pavel. Pavel is WAY better than this wannabe.)

Dislike

 * Hyun-woo (Ripoff of Cheng-Han. Cheng-Han is WAY better than this wannabe.)
 * Zi-Kai (Thanks, Mr. Mario 28... Ugh! The guy is as bland and boring as Alphonse is too. Why the HECK do you play Tennis with Susie?! She doesn't deserve someone like YOU! UGH!)
 * José (I usually don't focus on looks, unless they are HORRIBLY absurd, like Hiromi's Botox lips, but SWEET JESUS ON A STICK, ARE YOU FRIGHTENING!)
 * Dunbar (No... Just No... Why do you even... How do you look like a 5 year old spoiled brat and a 45 year old midget pedo at the same time?)
 * Hiromi (Those lips are a big No-No, my dear. Julie and Shouta are the only ones that can look good with big lips. You just look like you overdosed on Botox... A Lot! Ew.)

Slightly Dislike

 * Hee-joon (Ok, first off, WHAT IS THAT NAME?! Second, I know Boxing is not his forté, but GOD, is he annoying.)


 * Maximillian (I'm gonna pull a Celeste here and say that that name is WAY too freaking long for someone like him. I also don't like that he looks like both a male and a female at the same time. How is that even possible?!)
 * Shu-Hui (Baseball... Basically Maria 2.0 over here.)

Neutral

 * Mónica (Same with Giulia.)
 * Kaori
 * Elena
 * Paula
 * Xue-Ren (I like that he looks like he's traumatized, but this guy is HORRIBLY overpowered in Wii Sports Club.)
 * Marie (I like redheads as much as the next person, but Jesus Christ, is she boring as heck.)
 * Giulia (...Questionable.)
 * Jesús
 * Sho
 * Adrien (He's... Interesting... to say the least.)
 * Carlo
 * Xiuping
 * Mi-sun

Like

 * Clara (She reminds me of Elisa a little bit.)
 * John
 * Bernando
 * Victor
 * Olga (I don't like that she's basically a Miyu clone in Tennis, but other than that, she's fine in my books.)
 * Pian-Pian (Her name sounds like a cat meowing.)
 * Na-rae (REAL FREAKING CHALLENGE! Reason she's not higher up is because, in my opinion anyway, her skill level is a copy of Nelly's.)
 * Ilka
 * Erick (Even though I like him a lot for being only a Baseball Teammate but still getting Advanced difficulty on Wii Party U, Merrick's a WHOLE lot better than him.)
 * Massimo
 * Guillermo
 * Haixiang (Only reason I like him is because he looks like a male Haru.)
 * Cristina
 * Bowen (For an old man, he can stomp you to the ground so quick. This guy is probably Nelly's teacher. A strong old man teaching an old lady how to be strong. Wow.)
 * Mitsu (Gentle old lady, just like Yoshi.)
 * Enrique (BATTER UP! I like this guy more than I like Sakura, mainly because he's an actual challenge while Sakura and her outfielders (Except Pierre) end up being the most tedious living beings on Earth.)
 * Joana (Same with Mitsu.)
 * Yunyun
 * Barry
 * Kazuhiko/Kazuhiro
 * Pedro (Only reason I like him is because he looks like a male Marit.)

Adore

 * Dylan (The Takashi of Wii Sports Club. Really Unique.)
 * Masako (Small and Goofy Grandma.)
 * Pit (The BETTER Boxing Champ IMO. He's more of a challenge and less of the annoyance that Matt was. His boxing gloves are Aesthetic... I love how they look. Makes him look more like a menace.)
 * Yuriko (She reminds me of Chika a little bit.)
 * Jianjun
 * Alice (NO, I don't like her because she looks cute or because she's the champion of Tennis. I like her because of her being an CHALLENGE!, Boxing being the only exception.)
 * Barbara (Same with Alice, except the exception is Baseball.)
 * Araceli (Redhead. UWU)
 * Claudia (CHALLENGE! How astonishing can a woman be in Sports? This girl's the answer.)
 * Leonel

Really Adore

 * Polly
 * Sophia (She looks like a younger version of Anne.)
 * Anne (She looks kinda like a sophisticated English Teacher. That and her hairstyle's kinda cute. I was adding her to my Tomodachi Life game, and she literally crashed it. I scanned the QR Code, and the second she popped up, my game crashed. It was so freaking funny.)
 * Sara (She looks like she'd enjoy the summer sun and the sandy beach. She also kinda looks like a brighter version of Mia. I wonder if that comment is gonna annoy Unknown Channel a little bit. I basically just called Sara "Light Mode Mia.")
 * Marit
 * Akira (I preffer the other Akira, but this one's cool too, I guess.)
 * Mark (Is there anyone in here that even likes this guy? Other than me, of course. He looks to be the smart and independent type of person, and you know very well I like people who are smart. He's also a CHALLENGE! in most sports.)
 * Merrick (Unlike Fritz, this guy is actually lovable, what with that unique goofy look on his face, how joyful he looks... He's awesome. He's exactly what Fritz should've been. I feel bad that he's an Anti-Pro. He got the Megan treatment!)
 * Eduardo (Better than the WSR Eduardo, because 1. He doesn't look like a pedo and 2. He looks so freaking happy and I love it. Quite a challenge too. The color Black fits him as well. He kinda looks like an explorer. Unlike the other Eduardo, this Eduardo deserved to be in Expert. The other one deserved to be in Beginner.)
 * Kentaro (Gentle old man. Better than the other Kentaro, who REALLY needs to shave off that beard or at least keep the mustache only.)
 * Daisuke (Exact same reason I why adore Eduardo. Just replace "Expert" with "Master" and you're good to go.)
 * Bernd (He be German. I like Germany. I also like that he looks like a hard working dad. People are gonna hate me for this, but I like Bernd more than I like Anne and Marit.)
 * Ji-hoon
 * Yuya (Sucks that he didn't appear in Boxing, but Joana, an old lady that looks diabetic managed to get in there. He reminds me of Eddy a little bit, him being the only Master Mii in Wii Party U that had a beard and ONLY a beard.)

Extremely Adore

 * Rui
 * Rui-Lin
 * Jin-ah
 * Xixi
 * Millie
 * Bo-Jia (Master Mii in Wii Party U, but just a plain Baseball teammate in Wii Sports Club. Quite an Enigma, if you ask me... I love it. He looks like he could be Miyu's dad. I mean, look at the two of 'em!)
 * Juliette (She reminds me of Léonie a little bit. They are both French so...)
 * Cheng-Han (He looks like a little plushie toy. I just wanna squeeze his cheeks... The ones on the face, I mean, you dirty minded freaks.)
 * David (I like how goofy he looks. Better than the other David. I actually feel bad that he's good in Baseball, but became a Beginner Mii. Basically what Miyu went through. He deserved at least Standard or Advanced.)
 * Irina (Same with Juliette, but she's Russian so... Frick. At least the flags have the same colors, so that's something.)
 * Jialan
 * Marius

Love

 * Xiao-Tong (She reminds me of Keiko a little bit. She plays Tennis with Pavel too. WOW!)
 * Maria (If you tell me the Maria from Wii Sports is better than this one, you're wrong... On SO many levels. She looks like she's from Portugal. She is portuguese, so...)
 * Faustine (She reminds me of Haru a little bit. I imagine her being her sister.)
 * Gerald (There's just something about this elderly man that I like, but I don't know what it is.)
 * Steven (He has that smug look on his face like: I see what you doing right there. He's so lovable. He looks like he could be a Champion in Bowling. He managed to get Expert difficulty in Wii Party U when he was just a Baseball teammate in Wii Sports Club. I love him for that too.)
 * Joseph (Same with Gerald.)
 * Patricia
 * Donna
 * Laura
 * Skip (I love his name. Thanks to that, I just imagine him being the Captain of a really strict pirate crew! I also love that he's an Expert in Wii Party U.)
 * André
 * Ivo

I LOVE YOU ALL THE MOST!

 * Susie
 * Chris (Better than the other Chris for sure. Unlike the WS Chris, this one doesn't screw me over in Tennis. He's actually quite helpful. Tennis teammate, Baseball teammate... I love him so much.)
 * Se-young
 * Haruka (Looks to be the smart and nerdy type. I love it! She did not deserve Beginner. She derserved like Standard or Advanced. You're telling me Paula can participate in nothing but Baseball and end up being an Expert Mii, but Haruka ends up doing the same and ends up becoming a Beginner? Wow Nintendo... Just Wow.)
 * Rie
 * Frank (Smug and British old man. I like that haistyle too. It fits him better than it does to Takumi, A.K.A., the annoying version of Babe Ruth.)
 * Mizuho (Freaking smug brunette.)
 * Léonie (Such a lovable old lady. She's a PRO in every sport (Except Boxing, in which I think is absurd. We can have Joana, an elder who looks like she's in terrible health condition, play Boxing, but we can't have Léonie, an elder that looks to be in perfect health, stepping on the ring.) and she's French. Mostly everyone hates her because of her being old, in which I think is REALLY dumb. Respect your elders, kids. Everyone leave her alone! She's just a lovely French old lady. Let her live her life!)
 * William
 * Pavel (I LOVE HIM SO MUCH! Quite a challenge in most sports, really fun to play with... He's the BEST. He didn't deserve Expert in Wii Party U. He deserved Master. I also love that he's a Staff Ghost in Mario Kart 8/8 Deluxe and that he's Russian. FOR THE MOTHERLAND! I managed to pair him up with Miyu in my Tomodachi Life game, and oh boy, do I love it. My two most favorite Miis in a relationship. WHAT ARE THE ODDS?!)

My favorite Miis ranked

 * 1) Miyu, Pavel (Tied for First.)
 * 2) Lucía, William (Tied for Second.)
 * 3) Alisha
 * 4) Léonie
 * 5) Haru
 * 6) Mizuho, Midori (Tied for Sixth.)
 * 7) Frank
 * 8) Rie
 * 9) Eddy
 * 10) Marco
 * 11) Misaki, Haruka (Tied for Eleventh.)
 * 12) Se-young
 * 13) Chris (WSC), Akira (WS) (Tied for Thirteenth.)
 * 14) Hiromasa
 * 15) Susie
 * 16) Maria (WSC), Giovanna (Tied for Sixteenth.)
 * 17) Tomoko
 * 18) Takashi, Ryan (Tied for Eighteenth.)
 * 19) Ivo
 * 20) Holly
 * 21) Patricia
 * 22) Gabriele, Steven (Tied for Twentysecond.)
 * 23) Gabi, Marisa (Tied for Twentythird.)
 * 24) Faustine
 * 25) Asami
 * 26) Mike, Donna (Tied for Twentysixth.)
 * 27) Laura
 * 28) Joseph
 * 29) André, Miguel (Tied for Twentyninth.)
 * 30) Gerald
 * 31) Skip, Xiao-Tong (Tied for Thirtyfirst.)
 * Ai
 * 1) Xixi, Jin-ah (Tied for Thirtythird.)
 * 2) Marius
 * 3) Stéphanie
 * 4) Eva
 * 5) Susana
 * 6) Bo-Jia
 * 7) Juliette, Vincenzo (Tied for Thirtyninth.)
 * 8) Fumiko
 * 9) Cheng-han
 * 10) Rui, Rui-Lin, Irina (Tied for Fourtysecond.)
 * 11) Jialan, David (WSC), Millie (Tied for Fourtythird.)
 * 12) Bernd, Keiko (Tied for Fourtyfourth.)
 * 13) Merrick
 * 14) Mark
 * 15) Keiko
 * 16) Sara
 * 17) Anne, Sophia (Tied for Fourtyninth.)
 * 18) Polly
 * 19) Daisuke (WSC)
 * 20) Eduardo (WSC), Shouta (Tied for Fiftysecond.)
 * 21) Julie
 * 22) Yuya
 * 23) Kentaro (WSC)
 * 24) Akira, (WSC) Marit (Tied for Fiftysixth.)
 * 25) Ji-hoon
 * 26) Nelly, Rachel, Pierre, Elisa, Naomi (Tied for Fiftyeighth.)
 * 27) Chika
 * 28) Dylan
 * 29) Pit
 * 30) Abe
 * 31) Jessie
 * 32) George
 * 33) Masako
 * 34) Emma, Jackie (Tied for Sixtysixth.)
 * 35) Yuriko
 * 36) Barbara, Alice, Araceli (Tied for Sixtyeighth.)
 * 37) Leonel
 * 38) Claudia
 * 39) Shinnosuke
 * 40) Sota
 * 41) Jianjun
 * 42) Silke
 * 43) Sarah
 * 44) Clara
 * 45) Yunyun
 * 46) Mitsu
 * 47) Yoshi
 * 48) Joana
 * 49) Ashley
 * 50) John
 * 51) Massimo
 * 52) Na-rae
 * 53) Bernando
 * 54) Olga
 * 55) Erick
 * 56) Anna (WS)
 * 57) Megan, Barry (Tied for Eightyninth.)
 * 58) Bowen
 * 59) Víctor
 * 60) Victor
 * 61) Nick
 * 62) Siobhán
 * 63) Guillermo
 * 64) Pian-Pian
 * 65) Enrique
 * Mia
 * 1) Helen
 * 2) Sakura
 * 3) Cristina
 * Rin
 * 1) Gwen, Ilka (Tied for Onehundred and third.)
 * 2) Yoko, Kazuhiko/Kazuhiro (Tied for Onehundred and fourth.)
 * 3) Pedro
 * 4) Haixiang
 * 5) Kathrin
 * 6) Abby

My least favorite Miis ranked

 * 1) Patrick, Matt (WSC), Delilah, Matt (WS), Fritz (Tied for First.)
 * 2) Takumi
 * 3) Anna (WSC), Yuehua (Tied for Third.)
 * 4) Tommy, Xiaojian (Tied for Fourth.)
 * 5) Joost, Ricardo (Tied for Fifth.)
 * 6) Hyun-woo
 * 7) Steph
 * 8) Tyrone
 * 9) Zi-Kai
 * 10) José
 * 11) Jake, Dunbar (Tied for Eleventh.)
 * 12) Oscar
 * 13) Tatsuaki
 * 14) Emily
 * 15) Hiromi (WSC)
 * 16) Maria (WS)
 * 17) Shu-Hui
 * 18) Hee-joon

My opinion on the Swordplay Showdown Bosses

 * Cole - Even if he is the first boss, why the everloving heck is he so defensive?! He takes almost 5 minutes to stop blocking and attack. Not a very good moveset for a boss.
 * Gabi - Unlike Cole, this girl is WAY more aggressive and attacks quicker. Serves for an actual challenge.
 * Miguel - Pelvis Sword. At least he attacks quick enough to make up for his mediocre defense. Not a very good moveset though...
 * Alisha - You let this woman touch you with her sword, she'll knock you into next week! I only just found out that she attacks TWICE when you let her hit you. Really nice moveset for a boss.
 * Hiromasa - Same with Gabi.
 * Sarah - For some reason, her being defensive makes sense. Cole being defensive does not make any sense at all. He's the first boss, for crying out loud. Some bosses should be defensive the more stages you go through.
 * Marco - Same with Sarah.
 * Asami - Same with Marco and Sarah.
 * Anna - Very defensive, but the minute she hits you, she hits you a second time... How unique.
 * Gabriele - He does not hold back at all. All three swings, just flying at you without delay. He's really violent and aggressive. Awesome moveset for the guy.
 * Tomoko - Same with Gabriele.
 * Takashi - Attacks, then stops for a second, then attacks again. My god, is this guy something good. He is like "I gotta make sure I don't set myself up for something here". I love it.
 * Marisa - She's so random. First, she attacks quickly. Then, she takes her time to attack again. It's like she's plotting something.
 * Ian - Same with Marisa, but Marisa makes it look good. Ian just makes it look dull. At least he has good taste in girls (Lucía and Miyu).
 * Barbara - Same with Marisa and Ian, but this woman makes it look a bit annoying. Ai yai yai, Barbara.
 * Shinta - At this point, the "attack quickly and then take some time to attack again" just makes me mad. How annoying can you be, box head?
 * Steph - ...Why the same thing five times in a row. Marisa is the only one that made it look good. Why copy her, Steph? Why?
 * Fritz - I wanted to jump off a cliff myself while fighting him. I lose focus for one second, and he is just on me. Why the heck does he defend himself after failing to attack?! It would make more sense to have Yoko do that, her being the second to final boss. He was literally just an annoying hurdle on my path.
 * Yoko - Same with Tomoko and Gabriele.
 * Matt - Roses are red, my favorite color is also red. This guy is stupidly annoying and is better off dead.

Haru Badge Collection

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I currently got a streak going with these.