User blog:Banannawolves/Vincenzo the GPS

Vincenzo the GPS Part 1
(SCENE 1: All the CPU Miis are lined up for another cycling race. James is starting the race)

James: Y'all ready?

All CPU Miis: Yasssss!

Anna: Oh heck ya I'm gonna kick some Pirate Booty.

Fritz: We'll see, Anna. Wait 'till I kick your Pirate Booty

Anna: In your dreams, sonny boy.

Fritz: Excuse me?

James: FRITZ AND ANNA NO TALKING I'M EXPLAINING THE RULES

Anna: But...

James: NO BUTS SISTER OR I'LL KICK YOUR BUTT

Fritz: (whispering) Exactly what I'll do

Anna: Shut up (slaps Fritz in the face)

Fritz: Make me.

Anna: Grrrr...

James: Now repeat after me

Miyu: After me.

James: Har har Miyu. You know what's funny? You getting disqualified. NOW LISTEN UP!

Miyu: (whispers to Midori) Sheesh, what a grouch.

Midori: Yeah (chuckles but James can't hear her)

James: I will not push anybody off a cliff or a bridge

All CPU Miis: I will not push anybody off a cliff or a bridge

James: I will listen to Vincenzo's direction so that I am safe.

All CPU Miis (except Anna and Fritz): I will listen to Vincenzo's directions so that I am safe.

Anna: Tsk tsk. I don't need Vincenzo. I'm too good for him.

Fritz: Said the girl who made a wrong turn on the course

Anna: That was once!

James: Ready...go!

(Everybody pedals their bikes as fast as they can)

Naomi: Hey Anna, wait for me! I'm coming!

Anna: Ha! You'll make it one day, sis!

Naomi: Aww (pouts)

(Anna speeds past Greg, and she takes the lead)

Vincenzo: Turn right

Anna: Yea, I'm not stupid. The whole freakin' course is to the right.

Vincenzo: I do not tolerate rudeness. Be sure to slow down, you have one heart left.

Anna: It can wait, Vincenzo.

(Anna soon runs out of hearts, and Fritz, Alisha, and Tomoko zoom by.)

Tomoko: (mocking) Anna, I thought you didn't stop.

Steph: Yea, you need your "beauty rest."

Anna: (snarls) Oh, no they didn't.

(Anna gets her health back and zooms by Tomoko and Steph, only to be behind Fritz)

Anna: Guten tag, you German mutt.

Fritz: That's German Shepherd to you, missy. (pedals harder but Anna passes him)

Anna: Oh, really? (blows raspberry)

Five minutes later...

Vincenzo: Turn right.

Anna: Oh puh-lease! Everyone knows that's the long way. I'm turning left. (turns left)

Vincenzo: Turn right, the left is a trap!

Anna: I already told you, Vincenzo, I don't need your help. I know this course like the back of my hand. Don't make me  rip out your batteries!

Vincenzo: You can't!

Anna: I will.

Vincenzo: Anna, turn right!

Anna: (looks back) Fritz is on my tail, Vincenzo, I can't turn around.

Vincenzo: Cliff in half a mile.

Anna: WHAT!!?

Vincenzo: Turn around, Anna.

Anna: (sees cliff ahead) NOOOOOO!!!!!! FRITZ LOOK OUT!

Fritz: Must be another one of her tricks...

Anna: Fritz, I'm serious, brace yourself!

Fritz: Uh-uh. (sees cliff ahead) AAAAHHH!

Anna: BRACE FOR IMPACT!!!

(Anna and Fritz brace for impact and fall off the cliff)

Anna and Fritz: AAAAHHHHH!

To be continued...