User blog:HowILoveIt/When Peace was brought to an end (Chapter 22)

Miyu: Léonie?!

Léonie: No, the Pope. OF COURSE it's me.

Lucía: But how did you even get here?

Léonie: It was quite easy, actually. I have two limbs on my body. They're called legs. I used them to-

Miyu: Please don't act like act.

Léonie: Right, sorry. The answer should be obvious though. I walked all the way here. Twas a long walk bu-

Shouta: WHAT IS TAKING YOU TWO SO LONG?!

Léonie: Oh, look. Dr. Kawashima.

Shouta: Léonie? What are you doing here?

Léonie: Look at my hand. A gun. Now look down and behind me. A dead Tyrone.

Shouta: Well, ain't that just nice. Guess there's no point in leaving now, is there?

Léonie: You need to clean you glasses, man. The hospital's still on fire.

Shouta: Oh, right. To the car we go!

Miyu: SHOUTA, YOU JERK! MY LEGS AREN'T FULLY HEALED YET!

Léonie: ...We can use that wheelchair over there.

Lucía: Where?

Léonie: There.

Lucía: I can't see it!

Léonie: Is something wrong with your vision? It's right there!

Miyu: Her vision is actually messed up right now. Give her a break.

Léonie: Oh... Whoops. Let's just get the wheelchair so you don't have to waltz on over to Shouta's car like a drunken hobo.

Hiroshi: Aren't we forgetting someone?

Kathrin: Yeah, what about us?

Léonie: ...Well, there's not enough space for 6 people on a car, so someone has to get on the trunk.

Miyu: I ain't getting in there. Trunks are always stuffy and uncomfortable. That's the last thing I need in my life right now.

Hiroshi: I'll do it. Been living in an apartment complex for so long, so I'm used to feeling crowded.

Kathrin: But you're the oldest here.

Léonie: Um, hello?! Did you forget about me?

Kathrin: Oh... right.

Léonie: Right then. In we go.

(Back at the refuge)

Alex: We been spending most our lives living in a-

Alisha: ARGH! STOP SINGING! This is a refuge, not a concert!

Alex: Sorry.

Holly: Your singing sucks too. Might need to get my hearing checked when I get out.

Alex: Hey!

Alisha: I honestly wanna know if there's someone else in this refuge other than us.

(Door opens)

Alisha: Oh no. You're ******* kidding me, right?

Kentaro (WS/WSR): Nope. Your eyes see correctly. It's me.

Helen: And me.

Anne: And me too.

Emma: Many Wuhulians are here.

Sara: Wuhulians?

Stéphanie: Wuhulian - A habitant of Wuhu Island.

Sara: Oh, I didn't know that.

Stéphanie: Neither does Elisa.

Alisha: Well, that's sad, considering she died.

(Everyone looks at Alisha, worried)

Alisha: Knife to the head. That's how she died. It went flying at her. Steve was the one that threw it, by the way.

Stéphanie: Oh, wait till Pierre hears about this.

Alisha: Pierre?

Stéphanie: Elisa's husband?

Alisha: You think I stalk people for a living? I didn't know they were married.

Sara: Weird paring too, considering that Elisa sucks so bad at Baseball while Pierre is a literal God at it.

Stéphanie: Yeah, well, remember that Pavel's in a relationship with Miyu. If that's possible, then so is Pierre with Elisa.

Helen: Enough of this topic. Where is Ivo? He's the one that knows this place the most. I need to got to the washroom.

Stéphanie: Washroom? What are you? Canadian?

Helen: Yes.

Stéphanie: Oh! Do you have Maple Syrup on you?!

Helen: No, you racist prick.

Stéphanie: Aw...

Emma: Forgive my sister's behavior, Helen. She just wants to taste some Maple Syrup.

Helen: If so, why can't she just-

(Door opens again)

Ivo: The more, the merrier.

Sara: *Gasp* ENRIQUE!

(Sara runs to Enrique and starts to hug him horribly hard)

Enrique: Whoa, easy there, sweety-pie. I only got one spinal cord. You may break it if you do that.

Steven: Oh, come off that. She's not hugging you THAT hard.

Enrique: '''Believe me when I say this, Steven... This woman's hugs are as tight as a set of Corset.'''

Steven: Overexaggeration won't get you nowhere, Enrique.

Hayley: It got you to our wedding, Steven.

Steven: Hayley, "I love you more than the grassy plains on flowery bloom on a bright, windy summer day" is not an exaggeration.

Hayley: It is for me, due to how detailed you made it.

Ivo: This is gonna take me forever.

Stéphanie: Look, Ivo, I know, you're bringing us here so that we'd be safe, but why are you bringing literally almost everyone from the island here.

Ivo: Simple. You all know I'm a retired Army General, right?

Bo-jia: ...Oh, don't tell me you're constructing an Army.

Ivo: Yes!

Alisha: Why?

Ivo: We will all join forces and destroy the menace that is looking at us from up above, watching his horrid ploy unfold like a napkin... Matt. Till then, you best be prepared, 'cuz until I get every innocent civilian in here, I ain't stoppin'.

To be continued...